There’s an old law-firm joke along these lines. Involves summer associate programs
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Also: Satan was going to tell people about God's atrocities against them. "Do your worst," said God, "People love hate, rape, and genocide more than I do." 1st draft - fail 2nd draft w/ New Testament - fail 3rd draft w/ reworked history - fail 4th draft w/ space saga - fail
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This is "Don Juan in Hell" by Shaw
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One of my favorite short videos on this subject:https://youtu.be/9tpL1K8ZqrU
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Sounds NPV positive from most consequentialist perspectives. Humanity successfully leveraging our moral freedom into guaranteed infinite-duration high reward.
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Then he takes Econ 102 and learns that he actually has a commitment problem. Hell is bad again.
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Mortals just try to make Earth as close to Heaven. People's ideas of Heaven vary wildly, which of course leads to incredible interest in liberty! (...
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This is sort of the premise of Palahniuk’s Damned books
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Loosely related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQsHiTJAXo …
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