I feel like the first wiseman really overdid it, it's like they all agreed to get only a modest gift and the first guy is like check out this rare earth metal bro. I'd be pissed if I were any of the other guys.
first wiseman: i brought you gold second wiseman: i brought you frankincense third wiseman: i brought you myrrh fourth wiseman: i made you these jorts myself mary: [to the guy writing the bible] don’t write that last one down
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seriously wtf there was supposed to be a $20 spending limit
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Sick jorts bro
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thanks bro a wiseman made them for me
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damn the bible could have slapped
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i swear there are like zero jorts in the bible wtf
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we're they formal jorts
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holy shit i love this
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