John Holtz

@presidentjlh

Conservative Catholic rocker/idiot. Mostly idiot. Huskers, Pens, Cards, Rams fan.

Omaha, NE
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Joined June 2009
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  2. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna thriiiiiiiiiiiive!

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    9 hours ago

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    1:05 PM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
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  4. 53 minutes ago

    "well, I mean, I better test it to be sure."

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    8:57 PM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
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  5. 4 hours ago

    You supported him not long ago, you hack.

    FTR, Trey Gowdy lost all credibility when he nominated John Boehner for Speaker so he's perfect for Marco Rubio. &
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    5 hours ago

    Thats what u get for cutting Tebow u athiest peace of shit

    748 retweets 1,592 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    Chip Jelly

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  8. 6 hours ago

    I knew I felt a disturbance.

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    Donald Trump has landed in .
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  9. 7 hours ago

    Top 5 most evil individual in history. Demon.

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    Mao Zedong: Savior or Demon?
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    13 hours ago

    "Habemus Papam!" will be accompanied by the College of Cardinals vaping.

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  11. 13 hours ago

    No

    'War and Peace' trailer is Tolstoy's classic 'reimagined for a new generation'
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    Dec 21

    "What's your name, son?" "Uhhhh..." [looks at cop's shirt pocket]

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    10:29 PM - 21 Dec 2015 · Details
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  13. 13 hours ago

    Support

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    My first executive order as POTUS will be to abolish Valentine's Day.
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    14 hours ago

    At this point the only thing more annoying than Trump, is the candidates that know deep down they can't win but refuse to drop out.

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  15. 14 hours ago

    Mother of God, Facebook is getting bad.

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    8:10 AM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
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    15 hours ago

    Cc Beau Bennett

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    My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?
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    15 hours ago

    Unnecessary to watch the game to know the result, since as Marx very clearly explained, history is leading inexorably toward t

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    15 hours ago Lee's Summit, MO

    It's cool how the Internet transformed an innocuous word like "fail" into the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard

    83 retweets 180 likes
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    Dec 27

    Jeez, any good parent knows you gotta buy them fresh at the farmer's market

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    5:55 PM - 27 Dec 2015 · Details
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    16 hours ago

    Let's be honest. He doesn't need to spend on ads. All the cables go live w his events, let him do phoners, etc...

    What is amazing is how Trump has spent just $217K (radio!) until now. That represents just 0.2% of the $120M spent so far in '16 ads
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