For the second time this calendar year, I've remembered most of a dream upon waking.
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Katie K. became very sick because she was straightening bananas before eating them. This destroys the bioavailability of their potassium and also our bodies get confused by the rearranged plant fibers. She almost died.
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Other highlights: a giant tortoise with a jeweled shell, a hidden holy grove of glowing orange fruit, it turns out my AI fiance was piloting the supervillain the whole time, and all of the day's events were somehow her way of getting me ready for our wedding the next day.
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