Sham marriage?
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1) Faster than applying for a work visa. 2) Might make parents happy. 3) No citizenship test. 4) Trads are right about marriage being good, so maybe fake marriage has something to offer too. 5) Good story. 6) Cyberpunk sham wedding. 7) Sense of sham belonging
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8) Can vote Canadian in elections to own the natives. 9) Big sham rock on a sham wedding ring. 9) Get to meet charming immigration officers. 10) International lavendar marriage is among the prettiest names for any felony. 11) Join the ranks of exotic mail order beauties
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12) Possibly strengthen international relations if you're descended from nobility 13) Good setting for romcom high jinks. 14) Might shut up part of you that's worried about not being married by age X, if you have that. 15) A ceremony committing friends to each other is super cute
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16) Street cred from committing crime. 17) Wedding presents, anniversary presents. My grandmother got a pair of dairy cows when she married. You might get Patagonian maras or something. Who knows. 18) Good opportunity to change your wallet name to anything your heart desires.
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