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    chris pratt Verified account ‏@prattprattpratt 11 Sep 2014

    The name's Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You're welcome. #throwbackthursday circa 2000pic.twitter.com/85B6tl3swn

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    1. Thor Diakow ‏@thordiakow 12 Sep 2014

      @prattprattpratt @ThePlaylist Breathtaking

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    2. Jorge Diaz ‏@iamjorgediaz 11 Sep 2014

      @prattprattpratt amazing! Lol

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    3. Platform PR ‏@platformprteam 11 Sep 2014

      @prattprattpratt omg I've seen that photo before!

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    4. Mark Bechtel ‏@SI_MarkBechtel 11 Sep 2014

      @prattprattpratt you were great in "the blue lagoon"

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    5. Kristen Page-Kirby ‏@kpagekirby 11 Sep 2014

      “@prattprattpratt: The name's Douchemaster McChest & this is my first headshot. #throwbackthursday pic.twitter.com/cDcFu8FEda” Actual spittake

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      1. Angie Treasure ‏@snark_tank 11 Sep 2014

        @prattprattpratt @aliolsen

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      1. human disaster ‏@InfamousJulie 11 Sep 2014

        @prattprattpratt You should've gone with that as your professional stage name.

        1 retweet 1 like
      2. Green Cat//10 ‏@felofHe 11 Sep 2014 Hiawatha, IA

        @InfamousJulie @prattprattpratt He was a stripper for a while.

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      3. human disaster ‏@InfamousJulie 11 Sep 2014

        @felofHe @prattprattpratt Was he? Then Douchemaster McChest should DEFINITELY have been his professional stage name.

        0 retweets 1 like
      4. Green Cat//10 ‏@felofHe 11 Sep 2014 Hiawatha, IA

        @InfamousJulie @prattprattpratt Yep. Wikipedia him.

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      5. human disaster ‏@InfamousJulie 11 Sep 2014

        @felofHe @prattprattpratt I actually haven't Wikipedia'd him yet. I'm kinda surprised.

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      6. Green Cat//10 ‏@felofHe 11 Sep 2014 Hiawatha, IA

        @InfamousJulie @prattprattpratt Go forth young one!

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      7. human disaster ‏@InfamousJulie 11 Sep 2014

        @felofHe @prattprattpratt You're younger than I am.

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      8. Green Cat//10 ‏@felofHe 11 Sep 2014 Hiawatha, IA

        @InfamousJulie @prattprattpratt So? You're still young.

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      1. James C. Leary ‏@TheJamesLeary 15 Sep 2014

        @prattprattpratt I see your Douchmaster McChest and raise you a Scaremeister McCreepy.pic.twitter.com/qlCZNmEJRp

        2 retweets 5 likes
      2. Emma Baldwin ‏@EmmaBaldwin2 17 Oct 2014

        @jimmyLeary "Scaremeister McCreepy". LOL.

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      1. Life is MARVELous™ ‏@PrettyPris 11 Sep 2014

        @prattprattpratt @InfamousJulie This is why we love you, Pratt!!! Self-deprecating humour makes you one of us. #HumbleSuperhero

        2 retweets 3 likes
      2. Shawn Richter ‏@cofphoto 11 Sep 2014 San Diego, CA

        @PrettyPris @prattprattpratt @InfamousJulie I thought you were one of the Dukes of Hazzard there for a second.

        0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Joe Moses ‏@thejoemoses 11 Sep 2014

      @prattprattpratt @EricRobertC it's good to know everyone can get better/ less Meat Loafy

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