This is why I don’t give my kids food. I gave them a knife and pushed them out the door to fend for themselves. My infant is still just laying on the back porch crying, but I’m not going to coddle her
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Case in point: I was substituting a KINDERGARTEN class years ago and the class stopped to use the bathroom after lunch. Not thirty seconds later I heard from the depths of the boys bathroom, "Mr. D! I need someone to wipe my butt. I don't know how!" Hilarious and sad.
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Is this guy a pediatric psychiatrist?
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