Hi, I'm a sociopath and I lost my integrity in a skiing accident. I like to fill the giant void in my soul by performatively provocating people with racism and scientific illiteracy. I get along well with grumpy, out of touch old men. Am I hired?
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Wow! Waaay over qualified!!!
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Okay, for one meeting all the requisite skills what can one expect in the way of financial compensation? Show me the money!
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Do yourself a favor and don't hire a woke Millenial.
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But wait, would this require someone to move to ::gasp:: California?! You wouldn't do that to some beautiful, impressionable, conservative soul, would you?
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