But I still found time to make fun of Massachusetts and New Jersey, so it wasn't a total loss And here's a picture of my cat being weird, for good measurepic.twitter.com/fuZ76hv6II
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But I still found time to make fun of Massachusetts and New Jersey, so it wasn't a total loss And here's a picture of my cat being weird, for good measurepic.twitter.com/fuZ76hv6II
Wow did you speed read?
So is it basically: "History...it happened...sometimes a long time ago, sometimes not that long ago...there are some people that had an important role in shaping what happened...history, amiright?!"
And how much time are you allowed to cover from Henry the Great to Zeno the Great?
That’s a lot ... phalanx to legion to knights & bow to shot and pike to musket ... so, stuffpic.twitter.com/klpzJseQkO
Your next challenge will be to do it for me in 180 characters. Please and thanks.
Oh, oh, that’s me in the spring! Do tell how you did it! But quickly, please. 
With great sadness and angst
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