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Offline for a while - in no rush to get back.Joined October 2008
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** running my fingers down my sweaters ** soon my impatient ones
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It's about creating conditions favorable for the creation of wickedness. You don't just wake up and start issuing demands to the world. You've got to be attuned to yourself, your grievances and, yes your physical surroundings.
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We've got a Sunday night Lair Candidate; I will be using this for just a quick weekend getaway -- just to clear out the cobwebs and
prepare for some unspeakable Evil.
"Crosson Architects creates stealthy lifeguard tower on remote New Zealand beach" dezeen.com/2022/08/14/cro
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Agent K has been activated.
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Kangaroo attempts to break into Russian embassy in Australia independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/k
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What if we, like, put old blood inside them man? Like, swapped it out inside their bodies?
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They are absolutely fucking with mice, just getting high and coming up with the weirdest, meanest shit they can think of.
"In a new experiment, young mice briefly experienced signs of old age when scientists infused them with the blood of older mice"
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"By century's end, thunderstorms over the Plains states will be fewer, while those in the eastern states will become more common as climate change affects weather"
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In exchange for this, Pan's life will be spared in the Serpentine Epoch.
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"Engineer Allen Pan crafts a way for snakes to walk on all fours."
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Finally, a peaceful shower for this troubled saint.
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Dear Fellow Grudge Enthusiasts,
We've got a real gamer, folks.
"A man was overcharged by $0.25 for train tickets. Two decades and 100 court appearances later, he will finally get his refund."
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This is how cats work. They fund a study like this to get it out there. Follow the money you idiots.
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It's 3:30 a.m. in Stockholm but wake those Nobel mfers up and let them know about this.
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actual lol
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Many Cat Lovers Are Giving Their Cats Unwanted Affection, Study Suggests bit.ly/3pkjfX2
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To the fallen,
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Utah has fallen. Do not look back. Never backwards, always forward. We start tomorrow. We fill the crater and build again, and dare the gods to strike.
"Officials: Loud 'boom' heard in north Utah likely a meteor"
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*flips light back on, looks at the stamps, and straightens them back up again*
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I just like knowing that they're in there and everything is cool and good.
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Maybe one to rock and one to stock.
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I don't want to do anything bad with the Top Secret classified documents I took illegally. I just like to have them and look at them like sneakers. That's what people don't understand about me.
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"17-Year-Old Designed a Motor That Could Potentially Transform the Electric Car Industry" smithsonianmag.com/innovation/thi
I am literally begging you not to nitpick the invention in the replies.
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"Texas Museum Sends Stolen Sculpture of the Patron Saint of Lost Things Back to Mexico"
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Hmm, an interesting development in this size comparison saga.
"Enormous sinkhole wide enough to swallow the White House opens in Chile"
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Get your foxes under control. RIP.
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Mrs Wolowitz, oldest penguin at Edinburgh zoo, killed by fox theguardian.com/world/2022/aug
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Video: Bear climbs barbed wire fence at Florida Air Force base
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When I was young and naive, I thought online would just be an endless supply of this stuff and not people tweeting, "Cry harder."
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Local television bloopers are the highest art form mankind has or will ever attained.
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This reminds me of the all-time Internet classic, "Country-Ass Town"
youtube.com/watch?v=XIM0ON
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'I just swallowed a bee': Ontario Premier Doug Ford creates buzz after insect episode montrealgazette.com/pmn/news-pmn/c
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It's always a good idea to announce this, it's like saying what charity you are playing for on a game show.
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Very excited to announce that the feelings I will be eating away this weekend are sorrow over the end of Better Call Saul.
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HBD Gus, oldest living gopher tortoise.
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Picture it Florida 1922 - a small Gopher Tortoise emerged from a golf ball sized egg. This tortoise would become known as Gus the Gopher Tortoise. #Gus100 #Halifax #NovaScotia 
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The full Moon has ruined Perseids watching, but it's okay because you can curse the Moon instead.There's always something to do in the sky.
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We are the Death Star we've been waiting for.
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*cough* secret weapon *cough*
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'Gigantic jet' that shot into space may be the most powerful lightning bolt ever detected trib.al/agbz1TX
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I would be feeling a lot of pressure to talk about something bigger than my fantasy team, I can tell you that.
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This is now a romance in the ruins feed.
"In Les Diablerets, Switzerland, a couple hold hands while walking on the melting Tsanfleuron glacier" (Fabrice Coffrini/AFP)
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