Potato Review

People keep asking whether we also review potatoes. It can be arranged if you provide the potat. DM me and we'll sort it out.

Get Smart: Steve Carell is a secret agent, fancies Anne Hathway (who wouldn't? I mean she's bloody fit if you ask me). N/m else to say. 4/10

Thor: bloke's a bloody god, gets to kiss Portman, carries a hammer but isn't a builder, right horrible brother, dad has one eye. 7.5/10.

Shawshank Redemption: Guy goes to jail for murder, gets bummed, gets chummy with Morgan Freeman, teaches kid to read, opens a library. 8/10

Alien: Missed first 10 minutes due to toilet break. Humans go to planet, scary aliens attack, blood is acid, girl named after lizard. 6/10

Sorry for lack of reviews. Our equipment is fully powered by potatoes and due to the shortage in the area we couldn't get online until now.

Highlander: Heads being chopped left, right and centre. Was a lot better when I was 10. There can be only one. Yet there never is. 3/10.

Scott Pilgrim: Boy dates weird haired girl, has to defeat her crazy exes, pop culture references throughout, MENTAL action. 7.5/10 tats

Inception: Dream within dream, within another dream, within a dream. Makes you think too much and also makes you scared to sleep. 6/10 spuds

Sorry for the rather long hiatus. We had some potato-y stuff to sort out. And it was nothing to do with me forgetting the password until now

After a brief hiatus we are back with some plans. More staff, more tweets, more reviews, planned website and more geese! HONK #goosewatch

March of the Penguins: Group of penguins journey through -80° Arctic conditions to find a mate,male protects egg till it hatches. Amazing. 8

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies. Supes framed for murder, everyone goes after him, kryptonite meteor headed 2 earth, Batman pwns. 7/10

Fred Claus: Santa's deadbeat brother gets involved at Xmas time, however Santa is about to be fired. Can Xmas be saved? Great flick, 7/10

Hot Fuzz: Angle gets sent to village with no crime, only drinks cranberry juice, James Bond owns somerfield, by the power of grayskull. 7/10

Be kind, rewind: store assistant falls upon scheme to refilm all of the stores movies when the tapes are erased. Too much hype. 3/10 spuds

Hitch: Will Smith helps guys to win their dream girls, only to find that the game changes when he falls in love himself. Romcom. 7/10 spuds

Dumb&Dumber: 2 mentals, 1 drives limo, 1 drives dog, Peteys head fell off, bike does 10 miles to the gallon, find ginge's briefcase. 8 skins

Shaun of the Dead has been upgraded to 9/10 mother funking potatoes. Yeeeah boi

GB2: Slime makes people angry, painting talks, bloke from Ally McBeal has lights for eyes, boys control lady liberty w/nintendo pad. 7 spuds