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Squatting in logical space since 2012.

Joined May 2012

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  1. Desertarian Cannibalism: One may only eat entities that deserve to die. Only people deserve things. Ergo, one may only eat people.

  2. Marksaysm: Do what Mark says.

  3. Divine contractualism: no one can reasonably reject a principle giving absolute authority to an omniscient&benevolent being

  4. I declare my unwavering commitment to allophilic-mystic-athiestic-synechist-onto-logico-pro-mutualism. (cc/)

  5. Clark-Chalmers Orthodoxy: Since your iPhone is merely an extension of your mind, feel free to use it during the Sabbath.

  6. Particularist epistemology: there are in all cases reasons for belief, but attempts to unify these (eg memory) are misguided.

  7. pantsychism: my pants have a mind of their own

  8. Semantic solipsism: everything refers to me. Including me. ME.

  9. solipsistic fictionalism: solipsism is literally false, but I am going to pretend and live like I am the only one who exists

  10. simulationist substitutionary atonement. Christ died in the Matrix so we are saved in real life.

  11. Grootilitarianism: I am Groot.

  12. Quidditchism: quidditch is quidditch even with different rules

  13. Counterfactual racism: race isn't real/ mind-independent. But if it were, it would be legitimate to discriminate by it.

  14. . Ut-ale-itarianism: the Good is that which produces the greatest hoppiness for the greatest number. cc:

  15. Sillyism: the inconsistent position everyone spontaneously takes up when disagreeing with me.

  16. Grutilitarianism: One ought maximize aggregate well-being. But only until next year. Then Kant.

  17. Commodificationism: It is impermissible to give away for free anything one might sell instead.

  18. Reverse Solipsism: The view that everyone else is real, but I am merely a figment of their imaginations.

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