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Can the state demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt? Will defense or prosecution begin to shout? Oh yeah it's jury duty. Let's go! 
It's time for jury duty it's the juriest duty there's no need to get moody it's a civic duty. 
Have a couple of evil plans. Excited for both, but more so about Evil Plan No. 1, which involves @porlob.
Don't worry, second reaction is to inform the people who can fix it.
Is it wrong that my first reaction upon seeing "cummunicatoin" on a public-facing bit of our technology is to post about it on Twitter?
Fever = 102°
Happy b-day to @knappst3r!
Guess what, everyone? I'm still alive!
Also, it's eerie to return from a trip to see medical debris, tubing, etc from the tragedy that happened in your house while you were away
Finally rearranged all my furniture back from when the paramedics moved it all around. Felt somehow disrespectful to do it before... :\
What say you, @kriten?
Unknown haunts, unexpected gems and such preferred. Also, everything is closed due to Memorial Day.
Hey Twitter! I'm in LA this week. And today, I have exactly no agenda! What should I do? Vote now!
Hello, Barstow.
Hello, Vegas!
Apparently, today is the day I get text messages from 20 people I haven't talked to in months.
OK people: doing a quick, three night road trip this weekend, but haven't decided on where to yet... Gimme your best suggestions.
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