McDougal

@porkbreakdown

Soy el rey de hamburguesas.

Nashville, Tennessee
Joined October 2013
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  1. 6 hours ago

    Jeter's mom paid up me & my cousin $130 each to put cream cheese and olives on 2.5 boxes of Cheezits. Now I can finally get new Leg o Zelda.

  2. 6 hours ago

    Them birds was eating up all Uncle Frank's birdseed so he throwed a bunch o chicken bones out there & a sign that say "I killed your mother"

  3. 7 hours ago

    I'm gonna do a bunch of jumping jacks this weekend. Then Monday be and Little Brett are going down at the mall in tank tops to meet girls.

    1 reply
  4. 15 hours ago

    Now I'm trying to get two girlfriends AT THE SAME TIME!!

  5. Jun 8

    The reason my breath smells so bad is because I'm trying to get into smoking crack.

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  6. Jun 8
    Replying to

    Sorry. Earlier I though this said tiny orgasm.

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  7. Jun 8

    Jaylon got kicked out of his apt. for sleeping on his balcony naked, but he can't live w/me b/c he actually tried to drown me last summer

  8. Jun 6

    I try to live my life like the old grandmother in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

  9. Jun 6

    A coven of Italian witches moved in upstairs. All they want to do is listen to George Thorogood, eat lasagna, and do their spells.

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  10. Jun 5

    I just ate a bunch of leftover out of Mike's truck. But I already brushed my teeth so now my mouth's just gonna have to deal w/it.

  11. Jun 3

    I'm always surprised when I see fat people who don't drink. I always think, "Man, you must love the shit out of doughnuts!"

    1 retweet
  12. Jun 2

    Two things you don't want to watch being made: 1. Sausage 2. A bowl of diarrhea.

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    Jun 2

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  14. May 29

    Well now why I'm mad at Janet is because she said Tabasco and onion sandwiches are gross & she would NOT play spin the bottle.

    1 reply
  15. May 28

    I feel like I'm probably gonna get real into skim boarding this summer.

  16. May 27
    Replying to

    Davin said to put in the computer where he is officially Davita's brother. Sorry.

  17. May 27
    Replying to

    (Davin is Davita's sister. Duh.)

  18. May 27

    Davin's mom paid us $100 to mulch up her flowebeds for summer and I think that's how I got impetigo.

    2 replies
  19. May 27

    And well so the reason I ate up all these pumpkin seeds is b/c Jared said they make your testosterone high and ladies will like how u smell.

  20. May 27

    I want to meet and hang out with a grown man who goes to NCAA women's softball games by himself.

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