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@porfenablah

I WRITE THINGS. SOMETIMES I SAY FUNNY THINGS. CURRENTLY DOING THIS FOR AND TO A LESSER EXTENT PLEASE BE MY FRIEND I'M VERY LONELY.

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    15 hours ago

    my heart 😭 this bunny shop assistant doing such a good job ♥️🐇

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  2. 4 hours ago

    "I...I just told Jessica Nigri she was looking good in a tweet...and now my picture has a lazy eye???"

    The FaceApp of Dorian Gray ages users specifically based on their misdeeds on the internet
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    22 hours ago

    100 years ago i looked at the first ever drawing of mickey mouse and i said out loud that that shit was going to make $99,000,000,000,000

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  4. 12 hours ago

    The FaceApp of Dorian Gray ages users specifically based on their misdeeds on the internet

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    21 hours ago

    This is just as George Orwell predicted

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  6. 12 hours ago

    GAMERS CHEER UP

    Unsurprising result from this study, but seeing this quote from another medical professional... Makes me smile. Thanks, Video Games.
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    23 hours ago

    for every inch my penis shrinks due to anxiety, the trolls owe me $100,000 , i am saying it now.

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    Jul 15

    Looks like slavery is alive and well, if youre a Top Influencer. Im not mad or anything I just think its funny. But i am pissed off by it

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    Jul 15

    i knew i was on her side. i just knew it

    Woman shoves mega-famous anti-gay priest offstage in front of 50,000 praying Catholics
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    Jul 16

    lol this guy owns

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    Jul 15

    Some late night news: both Google walkout leaders who said they faced retaliation are gone.

    Meredith Whittaker, who helped lead employee protests at Google, is leaving the company
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  12. Jul 16

    All of my support to Chance the Snapper

    Chance the Snapper, the rogue alligator first spotted in a Chicago park last week, has been captured. Gator expert Frank Robb used a fishing rod to catch him: "One cast and done."
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    Jul 16

    I pulled the most recent 50K Followers for , , , and Nearly 28% of Trump's recent Followers (13,871) are accounts which were created today This is 5X AOC (2,793 accounts), 8X Harris (1,742), and 60X Biden (233)

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    Jul 16

    I’m sorry if I’m making it happen somehow

    Of all the comics to come to life
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    Jul 16

    The federal government body that polices racial discrimination at work, uses "Go back to where you came from" as literally textbook example of potentially unlawful bigoted harassment.

    ... from the website. ht
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    Jul 16

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    Jul 14

    lake bum

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  18. Jul 16

    When you've been laid off you get to do fun things like sit in the Lonely Men section of IHOP on 58 cent pancake day.

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    Jul 16

    two dollars

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    Jul 14

    Due to political correctness, if Peanuts were invented today, Pigpen would probably be called "Clean Child" and likely be the cleanest child on his entire block. Which is honestly okay with me, as I did not like to see that filthy boy in my Sunday paper

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