For anyone who’s had a tough week…
In just forty-four days the sun will set at 19.30, trees and flowers will be in full bloom and the days will be longer and warmer.
Hang in there. Brighter days are so so nearly here.
Mark Morton
@PontoonDock
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We thank for her no doubt sincere concern about people with epilepsy, but we're happy to confirm that this would be no more likely to trigger a seizure than any other striped pattern. We hope the Baroness & everyone else enjoys the rest of LGBT+ History month.
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Asked a friend if they were free one evening soon and they said they were free this Sunday. 😱 #HappyValley
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Orwell on journalism: "Printing what someone doesn't want printed..." (protest sign)
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The second Irish #eurosong finalist is apparently a real headline grabber. John Lydon/Johnny Rotten/Public Image Ltd with a song called "Hawaii" which recalls Lydon's happiest days with his wife, who is now suffering with dementia.
This could be a real dark horse.
#eurovision
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Scarborough Council has cancelled its NYE fireworks because there’s a walrus having a kip on the front, which is possibly the finest story to end 2022 we could ask for.
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The Intercity 125 train set I got for Christmas 1978 is still in my top 5 presents of all-time
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soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken
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Always remember you have far more in common with striking nurses, railway workers, and postal workers than with the political and media classes telling you those people are your enemy.
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I really hope Jerry from will be in a field commentating on Santa’s sleigh flight tonight 🎅🏻
Are you currently dividing your to do list into pre-Christmas or a January thing?
Top tip from me, move some stuff to February or March. Trust me, your January future self will thank you
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Travelling to my mum’s with this song from Muppet Christmas Carol in my head ❤️🌲
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Every Christmas Eve my wife and I pay our own personal tribute to David Bowie by making a whole tin of Heroes last just for one day.
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it feels pointless. to bring it up again. but if i am not allowed to bring my sticks inside. why is the human allowed a whole tree. do they not understand. that is where my sticks come from
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1/. As freezing temperatures hit, we put a clothes rail outside a church with a sign:
IF YOU'RE COLD, TAKE ONE
IF YOU CAN HELP, LEAVE ONE
What happened next was miraculous
The rail filled with warm clothes
Rough sleepers helped themselves
The rail was replenished every day
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Kenneth Williams as Darth Vader, anyone?
Haven't seen this in yonks!
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So today I learned that Air Force One, the presidential jet has had one more takeoff than landing.
Before you step in with a "well, yea, makes sense if it's in the air right now" comment, that's not the reason.
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We’re now getting to a really dangerous point in the trans panic. GCs/TERFs are so convinced that trans identities aren’t real & are just “ideology” that they’re attacking key charities such as the Samaritans because they mention trans people. This is going to endanger more lives
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Yesterday is was a picture of Hetty's reaction to waking up and seeing snow. Today it's Charlies turn. Taken on the same morning. #FoxOfTheDay
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me: you don’t like any of my gifts
her: no! the five golden rings were nice. it’s just-
me: too many birds?
her: really bird heavy this year
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1. "Digital by default" is nonsense and wrong.
2. Service transformation, not digital transformation.
3. Content design *must* be cross-channel. Stop silo'ing CDs in "digital teams". In fact do away with your digital team entirely.
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"Mum’s 84 but she's as sharp as a tack. It should be her choice whether to embrace the digital era or not. And society should respect that."
ithoughtaboutthatalot.com/2022/mum
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Finnish artist, author and illustrator Tove Jansson painting in her home studio, 1956 #WomensArt
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Can we get a RT of support for postal workers?
Bullied, pressured, intimidated, told they face the sack, losing money, an employer that is out to destroy them.
Yet they will not bow. They will not give in. They will not lay down.
Up. The. Posties.
#StandByYourPost
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A new coal mine in the UK in 2022 for the first time in 30 years tells you everything you need to know. They aren't serious, they don't care, they will kill your kids for economic growth
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Or, Large sections of public park closed and habitat destroyed in pursuit of profit taking…
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FIRST LOOK: Dazzling debut for magical #ChristmasAtRoundhayPark #Leeds - new after-dark trail now open selected nights to Jan 1, 2023. - see @GW1962 story, full highlights video and more at trib.al/YF7jCkg
BUY TICKETS visit trib.al/zNjfzOS #ad
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Not only should that meeting have been an email, but that email should’ve been scheduled for January…
Let’s be kind to our burnt out colleagues and not give them new things to worry about as we wind down for a much needed rest 🙏🏻
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If BBC Parliament isn’t repeating the full coverage of The Queue this Christmas then I’m going to stop paying the licence fee.
Gayla Peevey - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (1953) 🌲🎤🦛
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Make time to talk to colleagues about their lives and interests, especially if you work remotely. Three week into my new job and I found another Eurovision fan 🇪🇺
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People of Grimsby and Cleethorpes: be afraid.
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