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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2012.

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    Men's warehouse has issued a recall on Man model 211327-66F due to an emotional emptiness that we thought impossible.

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  2. 21. sij

    Names as sobriquets are things given but not earned. She could not abide this. Her eyes blazed as she looked up at the mountain cave. Her twin daggers flashed in the moonlight. "Soon you shall have no doubt by what you should call me, when I return with that awful thing's head."

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  3. 16. sij

    Whatever is hurling itself against that heavy steel blast door, it's enormous, and hungry. This was a peaceful research facility; no weapons are to be found. A shattered syringe lies near an open holding pen. A full syringe hangs on the wall nearby. There's no other way out.

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  4. 14. sij

    Toss a ball to your pitcher because you're the catcher and that's what your job is woah-oh

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    Day 8 of Living Mas™️. The moon has been replaced with the Taco Bell, and it chimes incessantly at all hours. Sleep is a distant memory. Blood and Diablo Sauce stain the walls of my home. “Yo quiero to be free, my lord. Por favor?” The Bell tolls for thee.

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  6. 7. sij

    Dress for the job you want (dirty/ambiguously bloodstained coveralls, for the position of "ominous loner sitting in front of abandoned gas station, by the dirt road that leads to a haunted cornfield")

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    3. sij

    Mulder: [staring at a tub of I can’t believe it’s not butter] I want to

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  8. 1. sij

    2020 RESOLUTIONS: - master the lethal arts of invisibility - become one with the shadows - strike silently and without compunction - idk maybe drop a few pounds and try to be less of an asshole, or some other dumb shit like that

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  9. I love a refreshing run through the forest at night! I'd probably love it even more if it wasn't for the deafening whupping of helicopter rotors overhead, their searchlights piercing the leafless canopy, the realization that if I die, my knowledge of the Facility dies with me

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    29. pro 2019.

    And I looked, and behold, a pale unicycle! And its rider’s name was Dat boi, and they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to o shit waddup

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    25. pro 2019.

    Welcome to my bed and breakfast! It's perfectly fine if you didn't bring a gift for the haunted dolls because there are more than 200 bones in the human body, and you won't miss most of them.

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  12. [A faint, staticky version of "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" begins playing as hundreds of small toothy gremlins begin emerging from your bookcase and couch cushions]

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    17. pro 2019.

    (1) You find a horse made of horse meat. His name is Henry but you don’t know that. You begin to ride south along the road until it hits a 3 way fork To continue South, trot to tweet (2) To go East, cantor to tweet (7) To go West, gallop to tweet (3)

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  14. A bargain used-boat lot called Lots of Yachts (please help me my nose will not stop bleeding it won't stop it's everywhere oh God please help me there's so much blood)

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    12. pro 2019.

    You roll a saving throw during your weekly D&D night. Before the D20 can stop rolling, it cracks down the middle. The die splits in two, revealing a core of bloody marrow that oozes onto the table. The DM's eyes turn black. "So," you say. "Did that succeed?"

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  16. SNOWMAN: Dumb Immobile Built by children Easily destroyed by blunt force trauma or rising temperatures GOLEM HEWN FROM FROZEN BOG MUD: Semi-intelligent Able to hunt on its own Built by those who possess the forbidden knowledge Increased resistance to cold-based attacks

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    5. pro 2019.

    You go out to get your paper in the morning when you see it. The neighbor has a fire alarm screwed to his door. Yellow cables run into the bushes. Still looking at it, you bend to pick up the paper. Under the paper is a yellow cable. There’s a click behind you.

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    2. pro 2019.

    Accidentally wore my noise canceling headphones backwards, now I hear all of the noises but the rest of the world is silent

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