Dolly Parton didn't spend her millions on space travel. She spent it putting 150M books in the hands of children.
Be like Dolly.
Beth Pointer’s Tweets
On Nov. 23rd, we asked management to voluntarily recognize our union.
On Dec. 4th, we heard back: they rejected our request.
Today, we filed for a union election with the National Labor Relations Board. We're on our way to winning our union! #1u
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So good. so petty.
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Please someone make a movie about ’ life with as lead. , you know this needs to happen. PS I know the perfect dog to play Ricky.
Andrew Skegg
"A guide to decoding Trump Speak:
"Did you know" = I just found this out.
"People are saying" = I am making this up right now.
"We will see what happens" = I have no idea what is happening.
"Fake news" = Information that makes me look bad.
"Believe me" = I am lying
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. surely you can get her on one of the other flights, by offering a bump to an adult. shameful!
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. trying to make my 13 yr old niece wait 9 hours @ the gate by herself bc of their cancelled flight. 2 more before then.
My wife just told the dog, "you've got grey pubes." So yeah, that what it is like at our house.
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Some young people just told me that they got their fake ids online. #besttimetobeyoung #terribletimetobeold
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Finally on my last leg of my trip home. Gotsta see my pup and my wife, stat! #roadwarrior #worklovebalance
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third. Tell me that you ever heard a better name of a white supremacist super villain.
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One last day of renovations to go. This has been an exhausting month. But that house looks amazing.
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Who knew that I could be so excited about 30 years of mortgage payments and never-ending projects?
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I fell in love with a pendant lamp. Then I found out that it is 8750 Euro. Need powerball ASAP.
Know anyone at #Walmart? Fwd. them the app managers dont want them 2 have: #WorkIt, developed by #Walmartstrikers thndr.me/ewdn0j
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Lesson I probably didn't need to learn: finding creole seasoning in New England is impossible. #blackfridaygumbo
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My first presidential vote was in '96 for Hillary, when she was listed as "Bill" on the ballot.
I feel really different. It is a total surprise and completely awesome. #marriedlife
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The Captain might be regretting her decision to marry me based on the amount of Phil Collins that I am playing today.
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Calling something your "spirit animal" is cultural appropriation and shitty. So, now gummy bears my emotional support animal. #getwoke
That awkward moment when you see someone you used to know using your punchlines on Twitter.
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