Poff Poffenberger

@poffdeluxe

Patron Saint of . Devvin' on that flow. All opinions expressed are those of MtnDew BajaBlast™

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jun 2015

    Making evening plans

    1 reply 17 likes
  2. Jun 7

    "I need loyalty, I expect loyalty." -me to all my twitter followers

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    apple's 1997 WWDC slide decks are goddamn **magical**

    55 replies 1,055 retweets 2,099 likes
  4. May 23

    Switched to a new Macbook so I put parts of my bash profile up on github (incl. rainbow stegosaurus w/ bowler hat):

    1 like
  5. Retweeted
    May 19

    Anderson Cooper: “If [Trump] took a dump on his desk you would defend him” 😂

    114 replies 1,165 retweets 2,359 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 7

    I'm running for Congress against U.S. Rep. Lamar Smith (TX21)

    1 reply 30 retweets 72 likes
  7. May 1

    Sometimes I'm smart and other times I update a dependency thinking it'll fix my problems.

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    "President Trump, sir, have u considered North Korea might have updog?" "Yes. I'm an expert on updog. if they do have updog, we'll find it."

    3 replies 151 retweets 452 likes
  9. Apr 25

    Cloud functions with firebase are 🔥

  10. Retweeted
    29 Mar 2016

    Co-workers and I have decided that the most inflamatory position to take on climate change is "I wish global warming existed"

    1 reply 3 retweets 5 likes
  11. Apr 20

    After 3 straight yrs of web dev, the idea of users stuck w/ a version of a iOS app while the next version is in review process is terrifying

    1 reply 2 likes
  12. Mar 30

    Showerbeer is the mother of invention.

  13. Mar 30

    1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb war!

    'Fate of the Furious' beef: Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel kept apart on press tour
    1 retweet 2 likes
  14. Mar 29
    Replying to

    . also my first ever npm package lol

    1 reply 2 likes
  15. Mar 29

    react-native-video is great but I wanted a sequence of videos for a personal project so I built this:

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Mar 29

    Messing around with the API -> Local timezone info microservice that takes a BTC fee lol

  17. Mar 29

    Poking around interesting frameworks and tech this week. Will probably post some links to tiny, bite-sized projects as I work on 'em

    1 reply 4 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    me: is extra cheese free chipotle employee: yes me: can i get extra cheese chipotle employee: yes me, turning to camera:

    Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
    473 replies 116,611 retweets 279,001 likes
  19. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2014

    Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

    1,791 replies 7,298 retweets 13,434 likes
  20. Mar 20

    Comey hearing sucks. Ranking member mispronounced "Gucci."

    1 reply
  21. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    HA HA HA HA!!!!!

    0:35
    . Can you get this taken down?
    45 replies 1,690 retweets 5,025 likes

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