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Saturn: hey
Jupiter: let’s link up today
Saturn: it’s been 400 years
A friendly reminder that the Universe does not care about capitalism
Quit your job. Shave your head. Fall in love with a stranger. Live exactly the life you want. Happy Sagittarius season.
Fleetwood Mac Zodiac
Aries: Angel
Taurus: Landslide
Gemini: Everywhere
Cancer: Sara
Leo: You Make Loving Fun
Virgo: Honey Hi
Libra: Seven Wonders
Scorpio: Rhiannon
Sagittarius: Storms
Capricorn: The Chain
Aquarius: Sisters of the Moon
Pisces: Dreams
The number of galaxies in the observable Universe is 2 trillion. We are alive now in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way on Earth. Create peace.
Cancer season is a beautiful time of year
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.@LanaDelRey's "Summertime Sadness" has re-entered the US iTunes chart.
PSA: Scorpio season is approaching. Stay hydrated. Lock your doors. Wear hot underwear.
Love Zodiac
Aries: [mimics what you said]
Taurus: NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU
Gemini: ily conceptually
Cancer: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
Leo: ily?
Virgo: in fact, I love you
Libra: ly
Scorpio: would die 4 u
Sagittarius: fucking love you
Capricorn: hey
Aquarius: !
Pisces: ILYSM OMFG
Therapist: Try to describe how you feel
Taurus: I can't
Therapist: Try
Taurus:
Can hold a grudge forever:
Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Cancer
Don’t care:
Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini,
Pretend not to care:
Pisces, Leo, Libra
Cancers are out here saying "thank you" to their exes you can't make this up t.co/xoH4LSoKCe
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Lorde Zodiac
Aries: Tennis Court
Taurus: The Louvre
Gemini: Sober
Cancer: Supercut
Leo: Royals
Virgo: Green Light
Libra: Ribs
Scorpio: Hard Feelings/Loveless
Sagittarius: Glory & Gore
Capricorn: Still Sane
Aquarius: Liability
Pisces: Perfect Places
Return your obsession with obsession
Aries
Taurus
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Capricorn
Lose interest after your obsession
Gemini
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Harry Styles Zodiac
♈️: Lights Up
♉️: Canyon Moon
♊️: Watermelon Sugar
♋️: Adore You
♌️: Golden
♍️: Only Angel
♎️: Sunflower, Vol. 6
♏️: To Be So Lonely
♐️: Sign of the Times
♑️: Two Ghosts
♒️: Kiwi
♓️: Sweet Creature
Signs who sleep with their friends: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Pisces
Signs who marry their friends: Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Cancer, Taurus
Signs who sleep with anything: Aries, Scorpio, Aries, Scorpio, Aries, Scorpio
.@ArianaGrande Zodiac
Aries: God is a woman
Taurus: Into You
Gemini: Why Try
Cancer: thank u, next
Leo: Be Alright
Virgo: Love Me Harder
Libra: Bad Decisions
Scorpio: pete davidson
Sagittarius: Break Free
Capricorn: Greedy
Aquarius: no tears left to cry
Pisces: breathin
Are you tired of crying, Cancers & feelings? Do you want glamour, big dick energy & success? 3 hours to Leo season.
Signs that can say no:
Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Signs that should learn:
Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
Only fluent in their own language:
Gemini, Aquarius
Are water signs ok?
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.@LanaDelRey's 'Ultraviolence' has re-entered the US iTunes albums chart.
Best drama: Pisces
Best bitch face: Libra
Best tease: Scorpio
Best repression: Virgo
Best neurosis: Aries
Best seduction: Leo
Best secret: Sagittarius
Best liar: Capricorn
Best retaliation: Aquarius
Best diva: Taurus
Best manipulation: Cancer
Best illusion: Gemini
Pisces:
Cancer:
Pisces:
Cancer:
Scorpio: Who wants to endlessly flirt with fire signs, never sleep with them, respond to their texts once every 3 months and cause drama??
Pisces & Cancer: Ok mood.
Signs as types of Alcohol
Aries: Campari
Taurus: Red wine
Gemini: Tequila
Cancer: Brandy
Leo: Rosé
Virgo: Vermouth
Libra: Gin
Scorpio: Whiskey
Sagittarius: Champagne
Capricorn: Vodka
Aquarius: Absinthe
Pisces: White wine
1st date
Cancer: do you want to sit inside or outside
Pisces: haha I don't care how about you
Cancer: haha I don't mind what about you
Pisces: haha I'll sit anywhere
Cancer: hahahahahah same
Waiter: so are you gonna sit the fuck down
Sun & the moon have been trying to hook up for 4.5 billion years. Don't give up on your crush.
Most Likely To Major In
Aries: Pre-law
Taurus: Classics
Gemini: History
Cancer: Nursing
Leo: Drama
Virgo: Environmental Science
Libra: French
Scorpio: Poetry
Sagittarius: Dropped out
Capricorn: Finance
Aquarius: Undeclared
Pisces: Painting
If Pisces people can survive living in the world every day so can you
Hello to people falling in love & people alone in their rooms
Amy Winehouse Zodiac
Aries: Between the Cheats
Taurus: Cupid
Gemini: Wake Up Alone
Cancer: Tears Dry On Their Own
Leo: Valerie
Virgo: What Is It About Men
Libra: Rehab
Scorpio: Love Is A Losing Game
Sag: Back to Black
Cap: Me & Mr. Jones
Aquarius: Addicted
Pisces: Just Friends
Scorpio: Why isn't anyone obsessed with me
2342342 people: We're in love with you
Scorpio: Wtf leave me alone I need space
Full pink moon in Libra tonight. A color is a feeling is a place.
Thankful for weirdos, freaks, poets, magic, our planet, everyone who still believes in radical love, peace & empathy, rock n roll, all animals, plants, planets & ghosts, art, astrology, people who make art, the indifferent and real Universe, oceans & sky, art, art, always art
When a Scorpio takes you back to their dungeon & you're ready to risk it all
Libra season is here. May we all look as casually graceful as a Libra doing anything, even in the midst of a breakdown.
The Signs on climate change
♈️: save the earth
♉️: save the earth
♊️: save the earth
♋️: save the earth
♌️: save the earth
♍️: save the earth
♎️: save the earth
♏️: save the earth
♐️: save the earth
♑️: save the earth
♒️: save the earth
♓️: save the earth
Autumn
Aries: every bird
Taurus: the smell of the trees
Gemini: wind wind wind
Cancer: some small fire
Leo: whatever the sun touches
Virgo: this forest of charm
Libra: limerence
Scorpio: & a dark sky
Sagittarius: or rain
Capricorn: real morning
Aquarius: the quiet
Pisces: stars
A Pisces and Cancer getting a divorce twitter.com/TheWeirdHistor
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Mercury is no longer retrograde (until March 22). Send a late night sext. Yes now.
You better wake the fuck up tomorrow morning & remember love is real
Water Signs: I just want to get close to you
You: How close
Water Signs:
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2020 in Sagittarius: You’ve been dreaming of this time for a while now. A place to put your ideas down and make them real. If you listen to yourself this will be like a garden. You will need to be ok with a quick pace. Your courage will surprise you. You will love someone.
Shoutout to everyone falling in love anywhere with anyone or anything at all
You could’ve had a bad bitch, non-committal
Help you with your career just a little
You're supposed to hold me down, but you're holding me back
And that's the sound of me not calling you back
Lizzo, Taurus
Full moon in Cancer tomorrow. The time for nostalgia is over.
The new moon is in Aries tonight. Don't be afraid to want exactly what you want.
Taurus but at all ages
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When you’re waiting for him to text his mom for his birth time
Gays as Drinks
Aries: Iced Coffee
Taurus: Iced Coffee
Gemini: Iced Coffee
Cancer: Iced Coffee
Leo: Iced Coffee
Virgo: Iced Coffee
Libra: Iced Coffee
Scorpio: Iced Coffee
Sagittarius: Iced Coffee
Capricorn: Iced Coffee
Aquarius: Iced Coffee
Pisces: Iced Coffee
Kinks
♈️: healthcare 4 all
♉️: healthcare 4 all
♊️: healthcare 4 all
♋️: healthcare 4 all
♌️: healthcare 4 all
♍️: healthcare 4 all
♎️: healthcare 4 all
♏️: healthcare 4 all
♐️: healthcare 4 all
♑️: healthcare 4 all
♒️: healthcare 4 all
♓️: healthcare 4 all; world peace
On this longest day of the year and the beginning of Cancer season it is absolutely ridiculous if you don't know love is real. That's it. That's the message.
Warning: Due to Pisces season every day will feel like Sunday
