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@plzsendcookies

New & Improved! Smarter, stronger, and giving less fucks! Here for hot takes, bad jokes, snark, &dog pics. Will occasionally accept Deep Thoughts.

Ocala, FL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2017.
Rođen/a 1983.

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    5. pro 2019.

    Formerly "Hug a Porcupine." 3 months FREE from years of lies, gaslighting, and narcissistic abuse. Changed @ due to privacy concerns. Recovering and moving forward. I missed all of you, but now I'm back and better than ever and ready to twitter again! So let's do this!

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    5. velj

    Good news! A federal judge in Tucson, Arizona has overturned convictions of 4 volunteer humanitarians who left food and water for migrants. The Judge found the "profoundly disturbing" prosecution was based on criminalizing empathy.

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    5. velj

    When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy. 1/

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    21. sij

    Bright Eyes: *announces new tour* Elder millennials at work right now trying to explain to their coworkers what is happening to them:

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    Which thing? Writing movies&best selling books,directing, dancing,running a charity events company,owning a CBD line, selling out comedy clubs, winning equestrian events, winning legal battles, standing up to bullies? OH!You mean having sex? That's easy!Even your mom can do that

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    8. sij

    Sexting is an art. It does not make you a hoe. You're edgarallanhoe.

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    1. sij

    BECAUSE OF ME, IT'S NOW 2020. THAT'S THE HIGHEST NUMBERED YEAR EVER. MUCH HIGHER THAN OBAMA EVER HAD!

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    What’s the difference between atheists and Trump loving evangelicals? Atheists are honest about not following Jesus.

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  9. 5. pro 2019.

    🚧⚠️🚧 Under Construction! Recovering from former shit life. Have changed my @ and username and locked my account. But I'm back!

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    Last week it was Gilroy. Today it’s El Paso. How can our country tolerate this? My prayers are yet again with families who are grieving and my thanks are with the first responders, but that is not enough. We must act.

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    Thanks to ME, American cattle ranchers have Never been more productive! Thanks to MY deregulations, a single American cow can now produce TWICE its body weight in "meat" - especially beef & ham! Other cows, like the lazy Canadian cows, aren't able to do this!

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    Trump spoke at the Turning Point summit in front of a presidential seal doctored to include a Russian symbol.

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    The federal minimum wage: April 1, 1990: $3.80 April 1, 1991: $4.25 October 1, 1996: $4.75 September 1, 1997: $5.15 July 24, 2007: $5.85 July 24, 2008: $6.55 July 24, 2009: $7.25 Ten years later & the federal minimum wage hasn't moved from $7.25. This is why I .

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    A pocket dictionary for the media: “Underage woman/man” - A child “Sex with minor” - Rape “Non-consensual sex” - Rape “Sex with underage prostitute” - Raping a child Do your homework and stop putting makeup on something that’s ugly no matter how you twist it.

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  15. 23. srp 2019.
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    Odgovor korisnicima

    They never told me the corollary - "Those who do study history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it."

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    9/ 4 toddlers were reportedly hospitalized after lawyers visited a facility & found them severely ill & not receiving medical attention, according to the Huffington Post. They were under 3. According to the lawyers, one was “completely unresponsive.”

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    8/ Last week, an attorney for the U.S. Department of Justice argued in court that the government shouldn’t be required to give migrant children inside Border Patrol detention facilities toothbrushes, soap, towels or showers.

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    23. lip 2019.

    'After assessing 39 children under 18, she [a board-certified physician] described conditions for minors at the McAllen facility as including "extreme cold temperatures, lights on 24 hours a day, no adequate access to medical care, basic sanitation, water, or adequate food.'

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    We should never have to take these people seriously ever again, as they are demonstrably full of shit

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