Douglas Rapp

@platykurtic

Software Engineer @ Layer and Android shirt mannequin.

Joined January 2009
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    27 Nov 2015

    Sources now indicating that the Colorado Springs terrorist did not use encryption, but rather guns, raising many questions about encryption.

    6 replies 770 retweets 660 likes
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    6 Oct 2015

    Introducing the Layer Client API Web + mobile cross-platform messaging.

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    10 Aug 2015

    I can't wait for Alphabet+

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    23 Jul 2015

    the most San Francisco paragraph ever written ()

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    9 Apr 2015

    I AM OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS. GAZE UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND LIKE & SUBSCRIBE. ALSO LEAVE A COMMENT W/ NEW WORKS U WANT 2 SEE. OZY OUT

    13 replies 1,327 retweets 1,534 likes
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    29 Apr 2015

    The SF meetup is tonight at 6! Hear of on building messaging that scales to 100M users:

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    25 Feb 2015

    As messaging apps proliferate, Layer aims to unite them all

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    14 Jan 2015

    My team and I released a Scala style guide we use internally. Check out the post:

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    12 Jan 2015

    . is seeking a world-class Android dev to help build the open communications layer for the Internet. Join us.

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    10 Nov 2014

    -> Concurrency is the New Memory Management via

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    30 Sep 2014

    The Oct meetup is , and our own is speaking. Join us!

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    19 Sep 2014

    When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a monad.

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    30 Dec 2009

    i love functional programming. it takes smart people who would otherwise be competing with me and turns them into unemployable crazies

    52 replies 2,114 retweets 2,177 likes
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    19 Mar 2014

    I'm rapidly starting to miss monad transformers.

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    24 Feb 2014

    awesome new v.2 desks deployed this weekend .

    1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
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    21 Jan 2014

    I liked SF better when we all just hated the Marina.

    10 replies 112 retweets 195 likes
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    16 Jan 2014

    I am a Unix Creationist. I believe the world was created on January 1, 1970.

    39 replies 1,435 retweets 679 likes
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    8 Jan 2014

    alias such=git alias very=git alias wow='git status' $ wow $ such commit $ very push

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    23 Dec 2013

    TIL Scala type inference is implemented by creating a multiverse of all possibilities & iterating til heat death takes all but the correct 1

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    23 Oct 2013

    First the NSA came for, well, jeez pretty much everybody's data at this point, and I said nothing because wait how does this joke work

    19 replies 885 retweets 418 likes

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