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  1. 6 hours ago

    In an administration with many crazies, Flynn stood out as dangerously delusional

    Flynn was the member of this administration most likely to cause a mass casualty event. So relieved he's gone.
    15 replies 98 retweets 328 likes
  2. 9 hours ago

    Tradition. Before doctors start using a new MRI machine, they should bless it with incense and a pig's head.

    9 replies 77 retweets 68 likes
  3. 13 hours ago

    Beautiful meal at Annisa last night. Miss it already.Crisp pakora fried oysters, duck breast with etherally silky foie gras chawanmushi+more

    2 replies 3 retweets 18 likes
  4. 9 hours ago

    Have you ever seen erupt in the moonlight?

    Old Faithful erupting under the full moon.
    24 replies 131 retweets 542 likes
  5. 12 hours ago

    We'll go for the squeeze bottle RT How to Get Ketchup From a Bottle Without the Wait, Watery Goo and Splatter

  6. 19 hours ago

    Terrific story by on Lou Gehrig's New Rochelle house...the one he lived in with his parents....

    11 retweets 12 likes
  7. 19 hours ago

    GAAHHH

    Every time you eat seafood you're probably also eating fleece microfibers
    2 retweets 3 likes
  8. Feb 12

    Watch the lengthy process noodle masters go through to create some of the world’s best noodles

    6 retweets 16 likes
  9. 19 hours ago

    I think they liked it ...

    Reviewing April Bloomfield's butcher shop-restaurant White Gold, where it’s all about meat
  10. 21 hours ago

    My A1 story on NYC's subway misery. You're not imagining it. Delays are getting worse.

    9 replies 65 retweets 63 likes
  11. Feb 11

    You're looking at the last survivor of the Crimean War. Timothy the Tortoise was a Royal Navy ship mascot. It died in 2004 at age of 165

    20 replies 375 retweets 738 likes
  12. Feb 12

    Tacita Dean's collection of four leaf clover

    1 reply 4 retweets 19 likes
  13. Feb 12

    The most lucrative food crop in each US state - Source: The Huffington Post

    29 replies 361 retweets 479 likes
  14. Feb 12

    Vegetarianism in India - Source: Union Governments Sample Registration System Baseline Survey 2014

    15 replies 263 retweets 385 likes
  15. Feb 11

    Orlando cop resigns after mistaking doughnut glaze for meth

    8 replies 44 retweets 39 likes
  16. Feb 11

    Red-Haired Flamethrower on making facts great again, & putting "Acme dynamite" inside federal agencies.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  17. Feb 11

    Steak Dinner, Porter House NY, NYC:

    1 reply 2 retweets 28 likes
  18. Feb 11

    You give me hope .

    0:05
    Here’s me trying to do a cartwheel for no reason last year at the age of 80. Pathetic. I’ll try again when I’m 85.
    6 replies 41 retweets 536 likes
  19. Feb 11

    Home to dinner, my wife and I hand to fist to a very fine pig.

    5 replies 52 retweets 75 likes
  20. Feb 11

    'The team of my youth lets go seasons like a lobsterman throwing underweight crustaceans back into the Gulf of Maine'

    Dolan’s Garden Is Falling. Run. Nasty innuendo & childish tweets that read best if stoned. My col on House of Dolan:

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