Patrick Flaherty

@PlatformPatrick

DevOps lead of some sort at Burst. Charming, handsome, and modest.

Joined October 2013
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  1. May 11

    Opens catalina.log. Runs away screaming.

  2. May 11

    Feedback on the merge request was a non-sarcastic "I love that you used regular expressions". My trust in this process is eroding.

    1 retweet
  3. Apr 20

    Everyone else in my office is doing a diet competition, and I'm just sitting here eating multiple sandwiches for lunch.

    1 reply 5 likes
  4. Apr 17

    Everyone's all complaining about systemd, but I'm just hoping it replaces the dumpster-fire that is cloud-init.

    1 like
  5. Mar 23

    It's true only exists as a recruiting tool. SAD!

    1 reply
  6. Mar 8

    I put on a "God Lives Underwater" CD and open hosts.allow.

  7. Mar 8

    Today I made a change to Nagios. I'm not sure what year it is. It's like I'm wearing UFOs and have a chain wallet.

    1 reply
  8. Mar 2

    Selfie: Ripping it up during the panel at .

    1 like
  9. Mar 1

    Having to open dev tools to inspect certificates in chrome feels like a step back.

  10. Feb 28

    OH: "I want to post a screenshot of the AWS status page showing the S3 outage, but apparently Slack uses S3 for that so it won't upload"

    4 likes
  11. Feb 24

    UTEC is my amazon smile cause. Locally bootstrapped and killing it way before social entrepreneurs became sexy:

  12. Feb 17

    Big ups to the 800 meg container maintainers out there. All the user lands! This container def needs a package manager installed.

    1 reply 1 like
  13. Feb 2

    "Currently migrating all our checks from nagios to kanye west."

    2 likes
  14. Feb 1

    User accidentally sent a private key with a CSR, noticed on their own, and re-issued the CSR. It was incredible. I'm flabbergasted.

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  15. Jan 26

    I found the record I guy I'm interviewing put out. Like if Doug Martsch bought a couple synths, dropped an EP, and then got into QA.

  16. Jan 25

    Board rooms in board shorts; Thought leaders delivering "waves" of paradigm shifting ideation in beach ready causal looks.

    1 like
  17. Jan 23

    wysiwyg is a lot like communism. A great idea, with many bad implementations, and dim prospects of finally getting it right.

    1 like
  18. Jan 20

    I had zero complaints about my new job until someone decided cranking Garth Brooks was a fun Friday activity.

    1 like
  19. Jan 19

    Google identified promos for Billy Joel tickets at Fenway to be spam. Gmail gets me.

    2 likes
  20. Jan 19

    The first instruction said "Install Teamviewer", so I knew I had to make the rare 10:30 am run too the liquor store.

    2 replies 3 likes

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