DISCOURSE DOME: It's self-evident that Donkey Kong is an anarchist. That's beyond the scope of this debate. But, assuming he is, what KIND of anarchist is he?
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Exhibit Ε· He lives on a private island carved in the shape of his own head, and has named a great deal of landscape after himself. Along with Exhibit 1, this indicates a sense of private property far in excess of modern neoliberal capitalism, much less primitivism or communism.
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Exhibit ᚲ-> He wears a monogrammed tie. In ape terms, this is as business-formal as it gets.pic.twitter.com/0O7fLS5gCx
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Exhibit Ђ; "He's bigger, faster, and stronger too" (DK Rap) indicates a significant level of elitism and self-glorification.
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All considered, this paints D. Kong as less of a primitive savage, tribal warlord, or community leader, and more as a true Captain of Industry.
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Additional Evidence: In spite of the vanity terraforming projects, private airlines, banana hoards, private mining operations, and other excesses, there clearly is no public infrastructure to be found whatsoever. Donkey Kong Country has absolutely zero public roads or utilities.
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