Paul Johnston

@pjohnston

There are 2 types of people: Doormats and Matadors

Long Island, NY
Joined May 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Feb 2016

    I just published “Why Medium Is Such A Great ‘Medium’”

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  2. Retweeted
    14 Aug 2016

    if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you

    85 replies 16,915 retweets 21,580 likes
  3. Retweeted
    29 Jul 2015

    {Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}

    27 replies 5,152 retweets 9,680 likes
  4. Retweeted
    30 Aug 2016

    If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead I'd pick the dead guy. Then I'd order two dinners and eat both. Fuck that guy. He's dead

    78 replies 4,474 retweets 10,164 likes
  5. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2016

    R.I.P. 2016 (2016 - 2016)

    169 replies 19,523 retweets 45,205 likes
  6. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2016

    Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money

    88 replies 6,767 retweets 12,726 likes
  7. Retweeted
    10 Feb 2016

    FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"

    54 replies 11,815 retweets 16,833 likes
  8. Retweeted
    9 May 2014

    [at the mall] "Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?" "Of course." [leans in to mic] "Goodbye you little shit."

    271 replies 41,990 retweets 60,902 likes
  9. Retweeted
    21 Sep 2014

    *holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today "both are nice" [wife calls later] "how'd it go" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster

    45 replies 9,822 retweets 18,569 likes
  10. 2 Nov 2016

    Hey , you can save some money by NOT mailing me renewal offers EVERY DAMN WEEK. only had you bc it was required for English class.

    3 likes
  11. 2 Nov 2016

    Hey , you can save some money by NOT mailing me renewal offers EVERY DAMN WEEK. I am not interested!

  12. Retweeted
    2 Nov 2016

    The first Google Tango phone launches with over 35 new apps

    3 retweets 2 likes
  13. 1 Nov 2016

    Why do I keep getting notifications for likes on tweets from people I don't follow!!!! Ughhhh

  14. Retweeted
    29 Oct 2016

    steve jobs talking about what happens when the marketing/sales people take over from a 'product' founder is... eerie

    289 replies 13,279 retweets 20,257 likes
  15. 14 Oct 2016
    Replying to

  16. 14 Oct 2016

    getting into this. project 3d onto 2d, using javascript

    1 reply 2 likes
  17. 6 Oct 2016

    Colin Kaepernick on the sidelines like...

    8 retweets 21 likes
  18. 6 Oct 2016

    Luke Cage on is awesomeee

    1 like
  19. 6 Oct 2016

    this game trying to get things going like...

  20. 6 Oct 2016

    🔥

    More punts than people at game.
  21. 6 Oct 2016

    diggin the jerseys, esp this is fun

    1 like

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