Paul Fenwick

@pjf

Public Speaker · Games Modding · KSP-CKAN · Perl · Bipolar II · ADHD · Rick Astley Hotline; World famous in NZ. He/him. Opinions are my own.

Steam Developer @ Valve
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2007.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. 2. velj

    Wait, I spoke too soon. This is actually The Bad Place.

    A screenshot that says "Let's get your Adobe Flash Player up and running. To enjoy a full range of entertainment, enable your Flash Player. It's easy...." Like I'm ever going to do *that* for anything other than Frog Fractions.
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  2. 2. velj

    Acquiring baking supplies in the Pacific Northwest...

    A screenshot of an Amazon search box with "airproof containers" written in it. The suggested drop-down reads "airproof containers for weed". Because PNW.
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  3. 1. velj

    Today I have gratitude that is feeling better, and is making Witcher parodies.

  4. 31. sij

    I found an FF7 trailer in Japanese, and now I'm even more confused when the FF7 remake is happening.

    The words "Available Worldside 2020.0303"
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  5. 31. sij

    My only complaint is the release date. What even is this!? Does "available worldwide" mean a big middle-finger to the entire United States, with its backwards date format? Or is S-E using a US date here, despite them being a Japanese company with a worldwide release!?

    The text "Available Worldwide 04.10.20".
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  6. 31. sij

    I am genuinely excited for the FF7 remake. Between source code loss, the fact that you play as a terrorist with government military training, and game reboots often getting cancelled, I wasn't sure this would happen. Also lady-Cloud is perfect.

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  7. 27. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
    A headshot of Paralysed Horse from Bravest Warriors. It's mouth and eyes are wide open, and a caption reads "Everyday I hear, and I see eternity. I am frozen in my knowledge of FOREVER."

Behind the horse one can see the universe.
  8. 27. sij

    I also stopped myself from booking this itinerary, even though it featured the lowest cost *and* a day to explore Guangzhou.

    An itinerary showing a flight from Seattle, to Chicago, to Shanghai, to Guangzhou, to Kuala Lumpur, to Melbourne.

It departs on a Saturday and arrives at the final destination on Wednesday.

It also has a 7.5 layover in Chicago O'Hare, which is like my own personal hell.
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  9. 26. sij

    Twitter settings -> Accessibility -> Compose image descriptions. Go switch it on. Now you can add descriptions directly to the images you post, and read descriptions posted by others. (Also , if you're reading, please add this for video? Thanks!)

    Screenshot of the "Compose image descriptions" Twitter setting, reading "adds the ability to describe images for the visually impaired". The checkbox for the setting is ticked.
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  10. 25. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    I was today years old when I learnt that magical jizz cakes are a thing.

    Screenshot of an extract from Wikipedia. It reads: Within this ritual, the practitioner consumes a Cake of Light (a wafer made from meal, honey, olive oil, Oil of Abramelin and blood/bodily fluids) [Citation footnote 1]
  11. 25. sij

    I was today years old when I learnt that `sort -h` was a thing.

    A screenshot from a section of the `sort` Linux man page. It reads '-h, --human-numeric sort : compare human readable numers (e.g., 2K 1G)
  12. 25. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
    A robot is typing on a screen that says "Welcome to the secret robot internet". In the final frame there is a captcha saying "Prove you are human: 0.1 + 0.2 = ?", and in the response field can be seen the number "3.000000000000004".
  13. 24. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    Isn't that when we play FF7 at the office?

    A low-poly image of Cloud, the protagonist from Final Fantasy 7.
  14. 23. sij
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    Drawing of a black and white dog throwing up.
    The dog looks at what happened...
    The dog looks at what happened, but more astonished.
    The dog is beaming, the vomit is happy pastel colours, and the words "I made food! I'm magical!"
  15. 23. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Tbh this is how I feel about my coffee in the morning.

  16. 23. sij

    Today I have gratitude for introducing me to one of the most beautiful items ever made...

    A hand knitted Snow White sweater that was once a hand knitted Afghan throw, but has been converted to an article of clothing with additional pastel yarn. Snow White is fabulously not quite right, in an earnest but kitschy kind of way, and her facial proportions are just not quite right.

It is 100% my jam, and I love it.
  17. 17. sij

    Everyone talking about badass raccoons reminds me of the top survivor in .

    Spiffo, the Project Zomboid survival raccoon. Spiffo is cute, orange, has a backpack, and wields an improvised nailbat.

Spiffo will outlast you come the apocalypse.
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  18. 15. sij
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    A few hundred, but that's a pretty average day. Lots of people like listening to Rick Astley.

    A graph of the last month of calls to the National Rick Astley Hotline. It averages at around 200 per day, with a peak of around 500 two weeks ago, and around 300 today.
  19. 15. sij

    Today I have gratitude for this smiley face in the parking lot across the street.

    A smiley face in the snow, with a loooong nose and very round eyes. It was probably a dick that someone added a smile to. The words 'Hi Dan' are written in the snow below it.
  20. 13. sij

    It's snowing again!!!!!!!!

    A view of downtown Bellevue, with a park, all covered in snow.

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