Paul Fenwick

@pjf

Public Speaker · Games Modding · KSP-CKAN · Perl · Bipolar II · ADHD · Rick Astley Hotline; World famous in NZ. He/him. Opinions are my own.

Steam Developer @ Valve
Joined September 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Oct 2015

    Okay social media, it's been a long time coming, but here's exactly how I feel about you posting about your day.

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  2. Retweeted

    That's a wrap for Seattle! Thanks to all of the mentors, volunteers and jammers who helped make it an unforgettable weekend. Play all of the amazing games here

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  3. Retweeted

    *whistling intensifies*

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  4. 9 hours ago

    Every time I look at I can't tell what's real and what's satire.

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  5. 9 hours ago

    I guess the bot is *technically* correct here...

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  6. 13 hours ago

    Here is your Sportsbirb content for today.

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  7. Retweeted

    I put a tiny motor in my manicure. It activates when I fan my hand at face. Working on a glittery fan to put on it. Unconventional switch No.2

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  8. 15 hours ago

    - Witch's milk - Familiar spirit - Cunning folk - Witchcraft - Witches' Mark - Cambion - Succubus - Incubus - Supernumerary nipple I had to stop and ask "how did I end up reading about the history of witchcraft", and *of course* it was from Cuba's dairy industry. 2/2

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  9. 15 hours ago

    In case you're wondering what WIkipedia access with looks like, this is the list of wikipedia topics after I googled "Castro's favourite cow": - Ubre Blanca - Zebu - Dewlap - Aurochs - Hariana cattle - Holstein Freisian cattle - Polder - Lactation - Galactorrhea (1/...)

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  10. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Language Owl wants you to have that wage transparency conversation

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  11. 17 hours ago

    Had a dream last night that I was borrowing clothes from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. She explained to me the subtleties implied by clothing and accessories, and how most of her wardrobe revolved around giving the middle finger to world leaders using the language of hats.

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  12. 18 hours ago

    This one weird CSS trick is a brilliant way to spot missing alt tags.

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  13. 18 hours ago

    First daystar sighting of 2020! 🎉

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  14. Feb 1

    It's been an hour and this whole experience is just a rabbit-hole of tracking cookies, third-party javascript, and questionable privacy practices. So instead I'll just read about the live fish that were inserted into horses' butts in medieval Europe to make them more spritely.

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  15. Feb 1

    I'm at the `chromium-browser --temp-profile` stage of trying to get this to play. No wonder Australians pirate everything...

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  16. Feb 1

    Wait, I spoke too soon. This is actually The Bad Place.

    A screenshot that says "Let's get your Adobe Flash Player up and running. To enjoy a full range of entertainment, enable your Flash Player. It's easy...." Like I'm ever going to do *that* for anything other than Frog Fractions.
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  17. Feb 1

    Australia wouldn't be the digital-piracy capital of the world if they just had more home-owners associations.

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  18. Feb 1

    The home-owners' association forbids me placing a houseplant on my windowsill, but somehow also lets me stream The Good Place episodes. So I'm still in the Medium Place, in case you were wondering about that.

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  19. Feb 1

    Ugh, do you think Australia could just stop being so overtly racist for a bit?

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  20. Feb 1

    I've realised why I don't trust the bread over here, so I might as well make my own...

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  21. Feb 1

    Acquiring baking supplies in the Pacific Northwest...

    A screenshot of an Amazon search box with "airproof containers" written in it. The suggested drop-down reads "airproof containers for weed". Because PNW.
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