Eudora Peterson

@Pjetey

great dancer.

NYC
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Joined February 2012
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  1. May 5

    the crème de la crème of scams cc:

    17 likes
  2. May 3

    to the man who laughed at me 4 saying "my apartment's great, except 4 the blood": is it wise 2 laugh @ a girl who lives in a blood apartment

    2 retweets 39 likes
  3. May 3

    An evening of u!W/ me & ! coming soon! sermons by & more!

    4 retweets 4 likes
  4. Apr 28

    there's a special place in hell 4 me because i can afford it.

    4 retweets 22 likes
  5. Apr 26

    *clutches pearls* *pearls break* *realizes pearls r candy* *realizes hubby is buying candy jewels* *realizes hubby's poor* *clutches pearls*

    58 retweets 282 likes
  6. Apr 26

    man imagine being the kind of a guy who sends flowers 2 girls &then those girls instagram pics of those flowers, like MAN that wuld b a RUSH

    1 retweet 15 likes
  7. Apr 23

    "DUST TO SIDE CHICKS TO DUST AGAIN" -THE TOMBSTONE OF ANY MAN WHO'S FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CHEAT AFTER THIS VIDEO

    4 retweets 13 likes
  8. Apr 22

    man prince mightve been the only person who could make me care about the foo fighters/a fred armisen story

    1 retweet 20 likes
  9. Apr 20

    tv is Fake!! all the "stylish" characters have closets TEEMING with peep toe shoes & velour pants that say "juicing is couture" on the butts

    2 retweets 4 likes
  10. Apr 18

    my PR manager says i must air my skeletons b4 the press does, so: my nails r not real. i work out 2 The New Workout Plan song. i drive a BMW

    10 likes
  11. Apr 18

    i just accused someone of taking up too much bandwidth bc they were stretched out over two subway seats

    8 likes
  12. Apr 16

    when u realize the point of the game is to get as close as u can to 21, not the other way around

    9 retweets 29 likes
  13. Apr 13

    I screamed cuz a cookie was crunchy.

    8 retweets 51 likes
  14. Apr 9

    bf: what r u doing for dinner me: i'm listening to the all american rejects' first radio single, clearly i have no dinner plans

    10 likes
  15. Apr 9

    i love this song!!! i was singing it to myself while i was penciling in my eyebrows today

    also I'm in a now with and give it a listen
    2 likes
  16. Apr 9

    it was wild. he put down his beer & walked away from his friends so he could really listen to the song

    8 likes
  17. Apr 9

    last night i went 2 a bar & i'm pretty sure i saw a guy hear the song All I Wanna Do for the 1st time

    16 likes
  18. Mar 29

    tfw an undercover food critic comes 2 the grand opening of your restaurant & u forgot to season the prawns

    2 retweets 7 likes
  19. Mar 29

    my bf's dog just walks around and acts like a meme, i cant stop laughing at this

    4 likes
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