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@pjdavis

I am a scientist, a computer scientist. I wear a white lab coat at work and I have a rack of test tubes on my desk. I need test tubes to run my unit tests.

Huntsville, Alabama
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Joined April 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

    101 replies 9,792 retweets 15,449 likes
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    Feb 28

    The AWS status page right now...

    10 replies 997 retweets 1,760 likes
  3. Feb 28

    Hi. My name is PJ. I've been writing Rails for 12 years and I still have to look up how to do migrations when the generator doesn't work.

    Hi. My name is Erin. I've been writing JavaScript for 16 years and I still have to look up the function signature for Array.splice.
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  4. Feb 17

    89001.417 milliseconds. that's a decent ping, right?

    1 reply 2 likes
  5. Jan 24

    Stack Overflow is down. So I guess that means it's time for lunch!

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    Jan 24

    You know you're a developer if you cycle back through your bash history for a full 30 seconds to save typing a command again.

    114 replies 2,737 retweets 4,905 likes
  7. Retweeted
    17 Aug 2016

    NO IDEA HOW DOG FOOD IS GOING TO MAKE YOU DEVELOPERS MORE LEAN — FRANKLY SOUNDS DISGUSTING — BUT THERE’S 500 POUNDS OF IT IN THE KITCHEN NOW

    8 replies 935 retweets 1,115 likes
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    4 Jun 2016

    Headless Chrome is coming so soon 🎪!!! Say goodbye to the myriad of hacks to run Chrome and phantom on CI. 🌊

    30 replies 1,758 retweets 2,091 likes
  9. 3 Jun 2016

    Having a problem with jquery ajax + cors + basic auth. Tried auth headers in both headers options and a beforeSend callback, no luck. Help?

    2 replies 1 like
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    1 Jun 2016

    Best con list ever

    17 retweets 31 likes
  11. Retweeted
    24 May 2016

    is Reborn in the silent disco of . shares how to make it easier to work with.

    7 retweets 9 likes
  12. 23 May 2016

    Never thought i’d ever say the phrase “click on the hamburger arrow."

    1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
  13. 18 May 2016

    So, Facebook just asked me to do a survey... In Russian. (I don't speak Russian)

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  14. Retweeted
    10 May 2016

    12 years of progress?

    73 replies 3,815 retweets 3,374 likes
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    6 May 2016

    IDDQD: God Mode IDKFA: Keys Guns & Ammo IDFCF: This week? 2 copies of ! FOLLOW + RT to enter!

    76 replies 1,941 retweets 1,711 likes
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    5 May 2016
    Replying to

    Linux: It worked in my obscure test case I programmed it for Windows: It could work but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ BSD: You're not worthy of it working

    4 replies 45 retweets 123 likes
  17. 3 May 2016

    Who's at from Huntsville this week?

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    22 Apr 2016

    A gift to my team from

    3 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
  19. Retweeted
    20 Apr 2016

    if i had a machine for every time it "works on my machine," i could replace all the machines that don't work

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  20. Retweeted
    17 Apr 2016

    Dogfooding an app for the first time is always such an eye-opening experience. Thought experiments only get you so far.

    1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes

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