Patrick Figueroa

@pizzapancakes

I encourage all foods to enter my stomach. Also, I like ping-pong.

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  1. Jun 8

    LORDY, I HOPE THERE ARE TAPES™

  2. Retweeted
    May 9

    Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you!

    1,546 replies 105,623 retweets 217,088 likes
  3. Apr 11

    I drew something. It thought it was a lobster. It wasn't.

    Google’s new app turns your ugly doodles into art
  4. Apr 7

    BREAKING NEWS: "Pepsi wins Mentos Business With Breakthrough Ad"

  5. Mar 22

    Nothing to see here! - AP Exclusive: Manafort had plan to benefit Putin government (from )

    1 like
  6. Mar 11

    Small human accurately describes current U.S. climate.

  7. Mar 10

    It's so funny because it's so true.

    0:41
    The back half of this is pure art
  8. Mar 9

    Whenever I see a headline about someone "slamming" someone on twitter I think about how we've essentially globalized high school bullshit.

    4 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    Good morning! Today the President has condemned: MSNBC CNN Hillary NY Times Washington Post FBI NSA Obama He has not condemned: Russia

    1,420 replies 53,789 retweets 101,516 likes
  10. Feb 14

    Remember this?

    2:20
    WATCH EVERY SECOND OF THIS. DON'T MISS A THING. IF THE PHONE RINGS, START IT OVER. WATCH IT THREE TIMES.
    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. Feb 10

    US investigators corroborate some aspects of the Russia dossier.

  12. Feb 9

    This might be the most potent example of privilege ever.

    1 retweet
  13. Jan 27

    Guac is going to be hella extra if we don't get out priorities straight.

    1 like
  14. Jan 24

    +Silver lining

    Donald Trump and loosening wallets have led to a small revival in investigative journalism:
    1 like
  15. Jan 21

    Pictures From Women’s Marches on Every Continent 🙏🙏🙏

    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. 26 Nov 2016

    Information wars may not be new. But they seem to be faster and more potent. Add this to my list of anxieties.

    "The flood of 'fake news' this election season got support from a sophisticated Russian propaganda campaign..."
  17. Retweeted
    18 Aug 2016

    Almost didn't believe statement on nude statue was real, but my editor got confirmation:

    29 replies 726 retweets 1,168 likes
  18. 6 Jun 2016

    I watched it. 💔

    Try watching this guy drop a $70,000 camera while showing off a stabilizer without cringing
    2 likes
  19. Retweeted
    21 Apr 2016

    Of course Prince inspires the best block party ever. (Photos by and )

    2 replies 104 retweets 154 likes
  20. Retweeted
    18 Feb 2016

    This video of a T-rex riding a soccer-playing horse is just too much

    18 replies 438 retweets 960 likes

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