Patrick Figueroa

@pizzapancakes

I encourage all foods to enter my stomach. Also, I like ping-pong.

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Joined January 2009

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  1. Jun 8

    LORDY, I HOPE THERE ARE TAPES™

  2. Retweeted
    May 9

    Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you!

  3. Apr 11

    I drew something. It thought it was a lobster. It wasn't.

  4. Apr 7

    BREAKING NEWS: "Pepsi wins Mentos Business With Breakthrough Ad"

  5. Mar 22

    Nothing to see here! - AP Exclusive: Manafort had plan to benefit Putin government (from )

  6. Mar 11
  7. Mar 10
  8. Mar 9

    Whenever I see a headline about someone "slamming" someone on twitter I think about how we've essentially globalized high school bullshit.

  9. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    Good morning! Today the President has condemned: MSNBC CNN Hillary NY Times Washington Post FBI NSA Obama He has not condemned: Russia

  10. Feb 14
  11. Feb 10

    US investigators corroborate some aspects of the Russia dossier.

  12. Feb 9
  13. Jan 27

    Guac is going to be hella extra if we don't get out priorities straight.

  14. Jan 24
  15. Jan 21

    Pictures From Women’s Marches on Every Continent 🙏🙏🙏

  16. 26 Nov 2016

    Information wars may not be new. But they seem to be faster and more potent. Add this to my list of anxieties.

  17. Retweeted
    18 Aug 2016

    Almost didn't believe statement on nude statue was real, but my editor got confirmation:

  18. 6 Jun 2016
  19. Retweeted
    21 Apr 2016

    Of course Prince inspires the best block party ever. (Photos by and )

  20. Retweeted
    18 Feb 2016

    This video of a T-rex riding a soccer-playing horse is just too much

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