Tanya Johnson

@pixelwench

Agile enthusiast, EdTech fanatic. Director of Product at by day, feminist killjoy by night.

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined January 2009
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  1. Jun 7

    Best description I've heard...

    Replying to @izs
    Nobody at a startup has time to teach shit. It's fury road out here, we're too busy getting the trucks moving, can't teach you to drive.
    5 retweets 12 likes
  2. Jun 7

    Relaxation baking at the end of a long day

    1 reply 6 likes
  3. Jun 5

    So much this.

    Spend 12 years trying to get hired to direct Wonder Woman. Get hired. 93% Rotten Tomatoes $100 million domestic debut. Male critic:
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    Jun 2

    Your grandpa used to write your grandma love letters longer than a college thesis. Now, here you are, texting women pictures of your penis.

    36 replies 969 retweets 1,951 likes
  5. Jun 5

    Today’s experiment - Hokkaido Milk Bread

    2 replies 13 likes
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    Jun 3

    NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

    1,391 replies 81,419 retweets 296,968 likes
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    Jun 2

    Has anyone tried convincing the Republican party that the earth is an unborn fetus?

    67 replies 1,708 retweets 4,617 likes
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    Jun 1

    Scientists: We built a machine that can measure the warping of space to 1/1000th the width of a proton Politicians: Let's go with our guts

    127 replies 8,431 retweets 17,464 likes
  9. Jun 2

    Project manager habits die hard

    1 reply 3 retweets 11 likes
  10. May 31

    You think BIC would have learned after their last foray into the "shrink it and pink it" market.

    1 like
  11. May 31

    F*cking finally. A lighter for her! Before now, I just stared in despair at all my unlit scented candles. [ ]

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  12. May 29

    See, even monkeys reject unequal pay, and their rage is palpable

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    May 28

    it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order

    119 replies 16,366 retweets 41,600 likes
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    May 25

    Twitter would greatly benefit from this little guy popping up on occasion.

    152 replies 11,704 retweets 29,769 likes
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    May 22

    I’m starting a consultancy: I offer to fix all your companies problems, with a single PowerPoint that says: “FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER”

    24 replies 204 retweets 430 likes
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    May 18

    Trump: "This is the single greatest witch hunt ever!"

    124 replies 5,877 retweets 14,914 likes
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    May 12

    Neil Gaiman on imposter syndrome.

    237 replies 27,274 retweets 43,772 likes
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    May 8

    Guns n Roses has really toned it down.

    215 replies 22,956 retweets 55,501 likes
  19. May 8

    My scobies are warm and cuddly. I’m one step away from naming them and singing lullabies

    1 reply 4 likes
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    May 3

    any time I get stressed out about work, I just read more about Fyre Festival and remind myself that I'm doing a pretty good job.

    12 replies 769 retweets 2,844 likes

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