beloved comedy institution “the pixelated boat”

Just think: in some alternate universe this is probably literally true.

It’s more credible than most of the shit I make up

I only watch Bloodsport for the articles.

And I never inhale.

You should it's better if you do

Nice name

I pay @GetSpectrum over $220 a month!!! Where is my #GorillaChannel ???

Thank you for contacting us. The easiest way to request a channel be added to your current lineup is to click on the following link and fill out the request information. http://bit.ly/2dOxZfA . ^JK

You're welcome. Have a good day. ^JK

“Have a good day. JK.” -Spectrum

Legit didn’t realize this was a joke until “17 hours straight”

Same.

Glad I'm not alone!

Lol people who aren't hate-filled/blinded and MSM brainwashed (normal people) realized it was parody after the first sentence...

You know who invented the whole "fake news"-conspiracy theory, convincing people that "the mass media" were an evil leftist cabal trying to spread lies? Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's buddy.

Good quote, though it applied more to the second Bush administration with its "freedom fries" and "axis of weasels".

It applies equally today to Trump fake news media attack & Uk Brexit EU is bad narrative Russian meddling facilitated by trump & UK Right wing politicians creating an unstable west perfect for putin to regain the old USSR. Lots of money in it for Trump and right wing Uk Barron’s