Lol wait how did "God's precious fluid" not get allocated to the bible belt
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I put very little thought into this
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South Carolina being empty will haunt me forever
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They don’t have any liquids there
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We actually say "Soft Drink" which is possibly even dumber than this
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This is absolutely accurate! If you try and order a soda at a restaurant in California and don’t call it drinky drinky yum yum the staff will be like “you must be from out of town”
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I’m in the south and everything’s a Coke. Even the people.
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is there a canadian option
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