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Laura Jane Watkins
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Laura Jane Watkins

@pinkyswearing

Director of @StartupsSF + Developer Evangelist @rackspace (@objectrocket). Lover of Python, @reddit, good docs, raccoons, David Bowie, & being 6'0 tall.

Joined August 2013
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    Laura Jane Watkins ‏@pinkyswearing 15 Aug 2015

    r/programming discusses how the bloated Facebook iOS app has over 18,000 classes; this comment wins the whole threadpic.twitter.com/kEm4bQIcOS

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      1. Laszlo Z. Antal ‏@LZAntal 17 Aug 2015

        @pinkyswearing @maboa thats priceless. do you have the link to the reddit thread? now I want to read the rest of the comments :)

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      2. Laura Jane Watkins ‏@pinkyswearing 17 Aug 2015 San Francisco, CA

        @LZAntal @maboa Ohh I'm a prolific redditor, I always have a link :) http://bit.ly/1ISBB5J  the comments are gold

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      3. Laszlo Z. Antal ‏@LZAntal 17 Aug 2015

        @pinkyswearing @maboa thank you.

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      1. Max ‏@Max_TWS 15 Aug 2015

        @pinkyswearing @DrPizza I can't decide if 18,000 classes makes them really bad at coding or really good at keeping code from failing.

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      3. Robert Collins ‏@rbtcollins 15 Aug 2015

        @Max_TWS @pinkyswearing @DrPizza I have to think its just the necessary to include all the spyware.... the app can't be 18K classes worth!

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      1. Yuri ‏@yuriks 15 Aug 2015

        @pinkyswearing @PabloZurita Reminder that Facebook had to memorypatch the Dalvik loader because it overflowed when loading their classpath.

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      1. Charles Zammit ‏@Errantsquire 8 Nov 2015

        @pinkyswearing Java is such a dirty language that I only let my wife speak it in the bedroom

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      1. Shane Hsu(徐鵬鈞) ‏@hsupengjun 16 Aug 2015

        @pinkyswearing @Freerunnering Facebook still runs on PHP. Need I say more?

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      3. Cory Darby ‏@ckdarby 16 Aug 2015 Ottawa, Ontario

        @pigdog130 Need I say more on the type of developer you are when you make comments like this? 9/10 garbage would not hire.

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      4. Shane Hsu(徐鵬鈞) ‏@hsupengjun 16 Aug 2015

        @ckdarby well I think we can all agree that it's a joke. And yes, they have no choice when they started the company.

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      5. Cory Darby ‏@ckdarby 16 Aug 2015 Ottawa, Ontario

        @pigdog130 Please stop. Do your research. Such a joke just powers wikipedia, Facebook* and wordpress.

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      7. Cory Darby ‏@ckdarby 16 Aug 2015 Ottawa, Ontario

        @pigdog130 Also spend the time reading up on Facebook. They use Hack now.

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    1. Stefan Zimmermann ‏@zimmermanncode 16 Aug 2015

      @pinkyswearing BTW: Looking at those #filenames, I think that 8.3 limit from good old #DOS was actually not that bad ;)

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      1.  👻 Spoopy Gilbert ‏@jong 8 Nov 2015

        @pinkyswearing @scanlime maybe class names shouldn't be generated from rearranging SEO fridge poetry magnets.

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      2. Ben Hamilton ‏@bhamiltoncx 8 Nov 2015

        @jong @pinkyswearing @scanlime These are machine-generated classes codegen'd from the FB GraphQL schema.

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      3. Ben Hamilton ‏@bhamiltoncx 8 Nov 2015

        @jong @pinkyswearing @scanlime They're plain old immutable memory model data classes. Much more interesting things to gripe about in the app

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      1. Tim Sweeney ‏@TimSweeneyEpic 16 Aug 2015

        @pinkyswearing @xDirtyPunkx Facebook engineers write classy code!

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      2. Conor Stokes ‏@xDirtyPunkx 16 Aug 2015

        @TimSweeneyEpic @pinkyswearing Every piece of functionality is in a class of its own!

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