MAYFIELD, Angela W.

@pinkrocktopus

Science enthusiast, grown-up STEM kid, spousal unit to . FL born, GA til I die. Dem candidate for GA HD 67. Y’all=ALL. (She/her/ma’am)

Colonized Mvskoke/ᏣᎳᎩ land
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. sij
    A meme where one girl levels a shiny brass tuba (labeled “my possum shitposts”) like a grenade launcher at two other girls (labeled “people who follow me for campaign and political content”) as they dramatically fly backward, as though blasted with force.
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  2. 3. velj

    I just realized that my phone is named for Alice Roosevelt Longworth’s pet green snake (herself named for Alice’s Aunt Emily), and my Bose earbuds are named in honor of Nichelle Nichols, and all of this seems extremely on-brand for me.

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  3. 3. velj

    “You think you’re the only person with emotions, but really you’re just a confused demon” Damn, go on and drag the hell out of me then, shit. 😤

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  4. 3. velj

    When you’re out of town and FaceTime with your baby

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    3. velj

    Please stop insulting toddlers. There are physical and psychological reasons that toddlers behave the way they do. Trump is a grown ass man with no excuses for his behavior.

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  6. 3. velj

    Listen, if the man who taught us to sing in our kindest voices (and wrote “I like to oat, oat, oat, opals and banonoes”) is roasting your ass, take the L and resign.

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  7. 3. velj

    See also: Gainesville

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  8. 3. velj

    Big “Athens of Home Game Day” energy.

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    3. velj

    Yearly reminder that Prince had the greatest halftime performance of all time! 💜 ☔️

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  10. 3. velj

    If you’re lucky, this superb owl will puke a Beauty Blender-sized clump of bones and chipmunk fur and it’ll land in your flower bed and you can find it and pick it apart and guess what the superb owl ate for dinner, please use gloves, not that I’ve ever done such a thing

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  11. 3. velj

    I get snack horny sometimes, I can’t help it

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  12. 3. velj

    Jason, I asked you not to share this photo of me stuffing my face

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    3. velj

    Imagine that tomorrow you had to go to a friggen caucus to decide which dem candidate is going to win Iowa, a decision that you have to make in a high school gym or whatever in discussion format with your neighbors. AS IF LIFE WASN'T STRESSFUL ENOUGH. Hang in there, Iowans.

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    Over 40 states have some stupid voter ID requirement. Yet the only people convicted of voter fraud recently are 1 lady who got mixed up and half a dozen Republicans who cheated so blatantly, other Republicans decertified the election.

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    I just imagine someone banging on the bathroom door and begging him to delete that tweet

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  16. 3. velj

    I had a beeper, and tickets to the B-52’s.

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  17. 3. velj

    Was it Gerald Ford who got off a plane and wasn’t aware that Cincinnati International Airport was in Northern Kentucky? Anyway, President Cheesypoof just stirred up shit between KCK and KCMO, I think, maybe.

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  18. 3. velj

    In the daylight, I discovered that much of what I thought were completely freaky trees are, in fact, just violently pollarded/coppiced. Sorry, California. You don’t have weird trees. You have common trees with bad haircuts.

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    Them: Maybe if we give the people their own hashtag, they'll keep the owls off of Us:

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  20. 2. velj

    Remember the jumpsuit, babies?

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    1. velj

    Reminder that was originally conceived as a way to provide medical services in the developing world but, because people like Tim don’t believe healthcare is a human right, they spend most of their time in communities like my hometown.

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