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#MayThe4th May this gif of Oscar Isaac and Carrie Fisher be a blessing upon your twitter feed
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Reading ghost stories from a century ago a lot of them begin like "Seeing as I was beset by Nerves, my doctor prescribed I travel the Continent for three months" oh word yeah that does sound helpful. I didn't know that was an option
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Get her on the frontlines.
She is defending Britain like no other.
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new serious technology consequence just dropped
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Okay guys no more using ChatGPT as a bit turns out you might as well bludgeon a dolphin in the gills
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#DiscoElysium hear me out
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Werewolf au but specifically the rcm are werewolves which protect Revachol (which is a forest now) as forest rangers by day and werewolves by night
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I’m struggling to believe there’s anything between Cal and Merrin when he’s out here looking like a pit crew member
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Anyway, I imagine Lib Dem will probably win here again, but whatever. I’m tired of tactical voting and the big three are all complete garbage.
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Since the greens put a sign up outside our house it has been defaced with mud, been yanked so the cables toes are too loose to keep the panel at the top, and also had some old man attempt to write something on it with a non-working ballpoint (he gave up eventually)
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Come to this where ANY disruption through protest or otherwise to this charade where a spoilt brat in his 70s and his for-some-reason-power-mad wife who never got over her first hubby sit in stupid hats at our expense is VERY welcome. Saturday from 1pm.
twitch.tv/soozkempner
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Our tolerance for any disruption, whether through protest or otherwise, will be low.
We will deal robustly with anyone intent on undermining this celebration.
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Three of wands 🌷🌻🪻print available online 💌 as part of my spring shop update May 6! At 6pm EST
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I made a small comic about this topic in 2020
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I wish people talked more about how mental illness robs you of your memories. Whether it’s because being in a depressive state *physically alters your brain* or because you’ve just blocked out painful parts of your life, & any good that happened within them is collateral damage.
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“Yeah well American food is-” “oh yeah well British food is-” shut up. Abolish golf.
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THIS is EXACTLY what I was talking about 😭😭😭 people going HARD while thinking they kill it on a regular basis
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the secret ingredient is always slavery! every single fucking time!
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One of the most striking things I learned from my convo w @katecrawford for #WITHPod was just how dependent AI models are on poorly paid workers in the global south who train the models. twitter.com/billyperrigo/s…
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Americans are making fun of this as if we don’t try to force four year olds to swear allegiance to a piece of cloth five days per week
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UK public asked to swear allegiance to King Charles during Coronation bbc.in/426mPpd
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Walked past a dad and his kid today as the kid asked him “daddy did you get the cane when you were at school”
This man like 45 max
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i am not going to mastodon. I’m a 40 yr old man. my next “social media platform” is the warhammer forums where I will go to die in accordance with the circle of life
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To the person who put this thru my letterbox, can you come back so I can feed it to you, ta.
Also: get fucked.
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Glad that Respawn have decided to lean in to the very large gay player base this time around hyuck hyuck
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| NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud:
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娘が初めてのひとり歩き🌷
また娘の世界が広がるんだなぁと思うと嬉しくて☺おめでとうの気持ちをイラストに込めました。
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Mencoba wes anderson ini salah satu yang terbest giler
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Did 700 jumps with the rope today bc I’m insane and my legs didn’t hurt enough I guess
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