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London, Englandign.com/person/pillowf…Joined December 2008

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alex and i have been saying the word "poncle" to each other for the past hour
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Bullet hell! @poncle_vampire developers of Vampire Survivors are coming to WASD! 🦇 Mow down monsters and survive until dawn. Play the indie game phenomenon and get snapped in their exclusive photo booth ✨📸🧛 #VampireSurvivors 🧄 Grab your tickets bit.ly/3yOw2Gl
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amazed that the AI is able to replicate the trends of modern stand-up this effectively
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The robot programmed to generate fake "Seinfeld" episodes forever got banned from Twitch for scripting fake Jerry Seinfeld to say bigoted things about trans people: vice.com/en/article/y3p
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disincentivise rail use through cost and blame the reduction in travel on union activity then, is it?
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🚨 | NEW: Return rail tickets are set to be SCRAPPED by the government, meaning that commuters will be required to buy two single tickets instead of just a return ticket... [@ojngill / @camillahmturner]
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good podcast to put on if you've still got chores to do or whatever
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How would we make the best ever TV adaptation of a game? Cardy, Dale and Mat have a few ideas on this week's IGN UK podcast. bit.ly/3Y5zN4Y
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had dinner at the same place as hugh dennis last night. hugh dennis and i potentially shared the same gin cured gravlax. i'm salmon brothers with the lad off mock the week.
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just asked alex what her early internet memories were and she says it's being on the disney website with the page configured to not download images automatically and having to just hope the images she picked manually were good ones
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A year ago, the Trojan Horse Affair came out. No one has followed up with Adderley Primary School about the fake resignations dispute that our reporting, an independent judge, & government investigator Peter Clarke, all found was integral to the bogus Trojan Horse letter. Why?
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imagining doing my taxes for the year and remembering i made £0.32 that time i tweeted "beyblade but with dicks"
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Starting today, Twitter will share ad revenue with creators for ads that appear in their reply threads
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