beautiful game design where it's completely held my attention for 30+ hours and now i'm like... what if tried running an anna luck build...
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hi please help i've just learned the easy S rank rings exploit and i'm trying to convince myself not to start fire emblem engage over again from the start
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alex and i have been saying the word "poncle" to each other for the past hour
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Bullet hell! @poncle_vampire developers of Vampire Survivors are coming to WASD!
Mow down monsters and survive until dawn. Play the indie game phenomenon and get snapped in their exclusive photo booth 

#VampireSurvivors
Grab your tickets bit.ly/3yOw2Gl
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amazed that the AI is able to replicate the trends of modern stand-up this effectively
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The robot programmed to generate fake "Seinfeld" episodes forever got banned from Twitch for scripting fake Jerry Seinfeld to say bigoted things about trans people: vice.com/en/article/y3p
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[ALLY VOICE] damn they put their whole hogwarts legussy into developing this game
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been advised not to tweet "she hog on my leg til i wart" from main
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i am not going to read the entirety of an early 2000s webcomic to make a joke that not even the likely two people on here that would get the reference would even enjoy
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feeling like i've been mandela effected: i was sure the main character of Ian Jones-Quartey's RPG World wore a shirt like this but i can't find a single image of it
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disincentivise rail use through cost and blame the reduction in travel on union activity then, is it?
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one note on puss in boots: fantastic flick, see it as soon as possible, i really wish there was a way to easily see the japanese dub. no shade to wagner moura, but he's no kenjiro tsuda.
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a lot of stuff i suspect i'll like this year but the only thing which actually matters in the next 10 months really is just Barbie
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this is a friendly reminder that Kiryu Kazuma says trans rights
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incredible to think that my two favourite movies of the year are, and may well remain, M3GAN and Puss In Boots
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can confirm puss in boots is TOP NOTCH
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how old am i? normal amount
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i think a lot about how the mr chi city video about keeping your fridge stocked was a tiktok over a decade before tiktok existed
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you ever think about how a girl in 2007 could film her hands with the words to a daft punk song on them and get millions of views but now it wouldn't be even a particularly good tiktok
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azalea banks got it 100% right when she said what's your dick like homie, what are you into?
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i don't ask people what their job is but it's not because i'm polite it's because i don't care
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had dinner at the same place as hugh dennis last night. hugh dennis and i potentially shared the same gin cured gravlax. i'm salmon brothers with the lad off mock the week.
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dream apple rotation
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imagine there's a apple
it's easy if you try - john legend
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picturing an apple in your mind is easy. picturing an apple in someone else's is the hard part - gandhi
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chess. imagine if in the new one they made the pawns bigger
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If you could resurrect any dormant video game IP, what would it be? For me the immediate answer is Chrono Trigger/Cross, but Burnout is a close second.
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last time i saw it was about 5 years ago at the PCC and there wasnt a chair in the screening not rocked by I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
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i've seen this prompt come across my feed a lot and every time it's a scene from Black Dynamite
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There’s nothing better than when an actor takes a nothing line and makes it hilarious based on the delivery alone. Some people truly could make the phone book funny.
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i have the only map to dry land tattooed on my scalp
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lad next to us at dinner explaining to his wife the concept of the Big Mac Index (by my count, five times)
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kid in front of us at To Kill A Mockingbird was on his phone playing Genshin
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going mathew mode*
*to a play with my mother and then taking her out for dinner
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just asked alex what her early internet memories were and she says it's being on the disney website with the page configured to not download images automatically and having to just hope the images she picked manually were good ones
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i also remember being on holiday and going to internet cafes so that i could watch the extra skits they advertised during episodes of the amanda show
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remembering being at my grandparents place where my uncle kept his computer and another kid came over to hang out, who would later say he wished he could stay forever because he could look at WWF dot com all day
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my shirts got luffy on it
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A year ago, the Trojan Horse Affair came out.
No one has followed up with Adderley Primary School about the fake resignations dispute that our reporting, an independent judge, & government investigator Peter Clarke, all found was integral to the bogus Trojan Horse letter.
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i need you to know that this is the plot of Yakuza 0
like i'm not joking
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Eliot Spitzer, the former governor of New York, faces a lawsuit from a co-op board that could upend his plans to build Upper East Side condos. The case centers on an unusual prize: ownership of a grimy concrete ditch behind a luxury apartment building. nyti.ms/3DFVZKS
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