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@piersmorgan

'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'

London, Newick, LA.
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Joined November 2010
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  1. 30 minutes ago

    Quote of the day (so far): ‘The script has gone down & I really don’t want to go al fresco about a bionic penis’ -

    21 replies 14 retweets 159 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    41 minutes ago

    Aw you guys are killing it this morning! I HAVE NEVER laughed so hard at SIX in the morning PPing my pants here! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    3 replies 6 retweets 20 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    . opened up about his personal reaction to interviewing serial killers - find out what he had to say...

    8 replies 10 retweets 52 likes
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  4. 13 hours ago

    No, Man of the Series. Sam's a man. The whole England team currently identify as men. So the PC cops can stick their gender-neutral garbage up their silly mid offs.

    Replying to @piersmorgan @CurranSM
    Player of the series 'Not' man of the series Piers.
    121 replies 330 retweets 2,658 likes
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  5. 13 hours ago

    Congrats - Just turned 20 & Man of the Series in his first full Test series (and he was dropped for one game!) - what a brilliant young talent.

    22 replies 56 retweets 925 likes
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  6. 13 hours ago

    Why do my 6.10am jokes always become 'slates' by 6pm?

    Piers Morgan slates Ant McPartlin for not 'pitching up for work'
    57 replies 10 retweets 207 likes
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  7. 13 hours ago

    I drank Tequila/cinnamon/orange slammers with his wife last summer. Does that count?

    Has Piers Morgan issued a statement about his influence on Jimmy Anderson's career?
    17 replies 4 retweets 65 likes
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  8. 13 hours ago

    BOOOOM! Jimmy Anderson becomes the greatest fast bowling wicket-taker in Test cricket history. Brilliant bowler, great guy. Congrats . 👏👏👏

    51 replies 138 retweets 1,327 likes
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  9. 13 hours ago

    Come on . History beckons.

    12 replies 12 retweets 172 likes
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  10. 14 hours ago

    Ball of THIS century. Brilliant by Rashid. cc

    0:41
    "It has taken something very special to remove Rahul" Stunning innings from the Indian batsman but Rashid rips one in the rough and England have their breakthrough. India 325-6 Watch 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇳 on Sky Sports Cricket or follow:
    46 replies 60 retweets 361 likes
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  11. 15 hours ago

    You’re on 95*... You’ve never scored a Test century.... So you calmly smash a massive 6. You, ⁦⁩ are my kinda cricketer. 👋👋👋👋

    67 replies 529 retweets 4,109 likes
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  12. 16 hours ago

    Don't bring my sister into this, Sleepy Boy - she'd knock you out even more brutally than I did on Celebrity Apprentice. 👊

    Replying to @piersmorgan @GMB
    Is that ur sister? She looks just like u.
    14 replies 13 retweets 86 likes
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  13. 16 hours ago

    Et tu ????

    0:44
    We asked celebs at last night's TV Choice awards who they'd rather be stuck on a desert island with - Piers or Susanna? 🌴 Looks like we have a clear winner... | | |
    8 replies 3 retweets 49 likes
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  14. 17 hours ago

    Who told Victoria Beckham this was a good look?

    338 replies 153 retweets 1,518 likes
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  15. 17 hours ago

    Ah yes, that's PMS: Piers Morgan Syndrome.

    Just been to dentist who notices I’ve been grinding my teeth & prescribes a mouthguard. “Do you work in a stressful environment?” 😬
    33 replies 17 retweets 472 likes
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  16. 18 hours ago

    *COMING ON THURSDAY* Why did this man murder three young girls in New York? He still denies it. I don't believe a word he says. You be the judge. Serial Killer, ITV, 9pm.

    125 replies 59 retweets 558 likes
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  17. 22 hours ago

    BOOM! Magnificent achievement - congrats. 👍👊

    We did it Dad.... World Number 1⃣ Thank you so much to my family, friends & everybody that has helped me achieve this incredible goal. Also, my sponsors Thank you! 🌹
    15 replies 22 retweets 533 likes
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  18. 22 hours ago

    The viewers will be happier...

    Exclusive: The reason why will be a VERY happy man this morning
    12 replies 4 retweets 68 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    You could get lucky when I do a vanity search for my name?

    How do I tell Susanna Reid I’m in love with her?😍
    111 replies 218 retweets 4,482 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    🎶 Oh, look at him go! There's nothing like listening to a bit of to perk up in the morning. 🙌

    108 replies 52 retweets 689 likes
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