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My New Year’s Resolution for 2019 is to be just as annoying, argumentative & insufferably right about everything as I’ve been in 2018. Zero apologies in advance to all whiny PC-crazed snowflake imbeciles who will be horrifically offended by absolutely everything I say or write.
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I can't hang out with those foul-mouthed, talentless, clothes-allergic little dimwits? Gutted.https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1081517344885743618 …
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We're kindred spirits: 'I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.' - Zsa Zsa Gabor.https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1081515275848167424 …
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'I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.' - Zsa Zsa Gabor.https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1081513502932643840 …
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My 7-yr-old daughter just now: 'Daddy... you're crazy.' Me: 'Thanks!' Daughter: 'It wasn't a compliment.'
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Guardian writer
@MichaelCragg mocks my 'ham-faced' physical appearance in today's paper. Aside from this being precisely the kind of fat-shaming abuse the Guardian purports to abhor & would never say about a high-profile woman, this is Michael:pic.twitter.com/ouvWdWrNjQ
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Mate, I’d worry more about your cricket team right now than my mental apparatus. Happy New Year.https://twitter.com/martinpakulamp/status/1081360273691226112 …
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ARE there any OLD vegans? Never met one..https://twitter.com/JetHough/status/1081279462468210693 …
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We get on very well. Friends should be able to disagree about stuff without falling out.https://twitter.com/michaelclarkupp/status/1081263294365745157 …
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Did they manage to keep their clothes?https://twitter.com/guideguardian/status/1081217764910686208 …
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Great idea! Ignore the b*stard! That'll show him! Oh wait, you're tweeting about him to 21,000 people...

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I believe it’s called a 147, Mr Willlams...https://twitter.com/markwil147/status/1081239848525201409 …
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A 2-1??? Jeez, this is like being lectured on politics by a... footballer.https://twitter.com/femi_sorry/status/1081242948342296578 …
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I only moan about PC-crazed, gender-fluid obsessed, radical vegan/feminist snowflakes slowly wrecking the Planet. Whilst eating obesity-inducing crisps from environment-destroying plastic packets.https://twitter.com/garylineker/status/1081244518073204736 …
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Our economy has still grown since Brexit vote, contrary to every ‘expert’ prediction of The Apocalypse. Remoaners, like anti-Trumpers (you are a proud member of both camps) are so blinded by their visceral self-righteousness that they can never just accept simple facts.https://twitter.com/richardpbacon/status/1081245258728517638 …
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Femi’s not the new Che Guevara mate, he’s just another obsessively partisan Remoaner like you.https://twitter.com/garylineker/status/1081236636921458694 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Catching up on new
@bbcluther series. Superbly gory, psychotic & depraved, as always. Particularly enjoying Hermione Norris’s wondrously evil work.
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Sure, and there’s still time for Brexit to actually work. I’m prepared to be open to that possibility despite voting against it. Are you?https://twitter.com/marksgwynne/status/1081235615243472898 …
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