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Definitely NOT the Press Information Bureau of India, that's . I'm also pib (and misterpib when pib wasn't available) elsewhere, like on github.
Round Rock, TXyoutube.com/channel/UCHhe6…Joined October 2007

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You guys, the cheese in an aerosol can is "Easy Cheese". The stuff that comes in a jar or squeeze bottle is "Cheez Whiz".
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EMT: we're going to cut your clothes off Injured guy: ... but we just met!
"Pho Nominal" would be a great name for a restaurant that makes only average quality pho.
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Today I learned: my FitBit has enough metal in it to set off a metal detector...
When are computers/keyboards going to start coming with thumbs-up and thumbs-down buttons for Pandora and similar apps?
When you have a child record with no parent, that's an orphan. A parent pointing to a non-existant child? How about "tax fraud"?
It is literally taking all of my willpower to keep myself from scratching the dozens of mosquito bites on my legs as I walk down the street.