literally phyllis

@phyl_bert

LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES OF MY CAT (pronouns: she/her/your highness)

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2010.

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  1. prije 1 sat

    My new aesthetic is harem pants and crop top sweaters

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  2. prije 1 sat

    I knew was working when I started listening to music again.

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  3. 1. velj

    I moved out of New York for my health and it’s only been a week but I have regretted every single minute of it. New York, you will always be my home ❤️.

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    31. sij

    We do! Then no one believes us and asks what we were wearing. 💃💁‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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  5. 31. sij

    Gotta be honest and admit I get Suzanne Collins and Susan Collins confused all the time

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    25. sij

    Why do people always look at young people when a phone rings in a meeting. Lord knows millennials haven’t had their ringers on since 2010.

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    23. sij

    "if you can't afford the rent, move out of the city" Hey fuckface, that's where the jobs are. Where are all the service workers who make sure you have your little coffee and sammy sam on your way to the big Dipshit Meeting supposed to live? The fucking sewer?

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  8. 20. sij

    Are you fucking kidding me?? Why has no one ever told me this??

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    15. sij

    The Daily literally just did an episode on how Russia isn't changing any of their strategy from 2016. Ignore the bots creating division between Warren & Sanders. We know the real hashtag is & I need everyone to get👏it👏together. Lives are at stake.

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    14. sij

    I feel like the thing a lot of people forget about Hemingway when they cite the benefits of drinking and creating art is that also he had talent

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  11. 6. sij

    2020 Phyllis talks a lot of shit

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  12. 6. sij

    2020 Phyllis is a stone cold bitch

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  13. 6. sij

    2020 Phyllis came to kick gum and chew ass

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  14. 6. sij

    2020 Phyllis has no chill

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  15. 5. sij

    Thanks for spoiling Rise of the Skywalker for me. Next time don’t put the spoiler in the headline please.

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    3. sij

    well we technically only impeached him

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  17. 3. sij

    Day 3 of the New Year and I’m texting my brother and dad to ask if they are in danger of being recalled to the military. So thanks for that, you fucking IMPEACHED dipshit

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  18. 20. pro 2019.

    Finally watched Avengers: Endgame for the first time and even though I was not emotionally prepared. (Also can you believe I managed to avoid spoilers that long?)

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  19. 18. pro 2019.
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    18. pro 2019.

    Tech tip for people who aren't as tech-savvy as me: When you press the h button on your keyboard, you get a lower-case h. But what if you want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go to the wikipedia page on horses, copy the upper-case h and paste it into your document. Problem solved 👍

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