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@phonydisco

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Joined August 2013
Born on October 03

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Jan 2016

    "Repeat after me: I am not a problem to be solved. Repeat after me: (...) I am neither the mistake nor the punishment". -Sierra DeMulder

  2. 13 hours ago

    every day that i live without joe jonas being in love w me is another day WASTED

  3. 18 hours ago

    tinder is so fucked up. just thought i fell in love w a person who's top song was Going to Georgia and now i have a headache

  4. Jun 7

    so yeah i cry every time i go on facebook now? why are there so many videos about mothers and kittens and talented people in existence

  5. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I just found this and im so happy

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    i would die for lovebug by the jonas brothers

  7. Jun 5
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    going to grad school is the new going to Coachella

  9. Jun 1

    I'm in the mood for -suicide -the murder of donald j trump -a flawlessly excecuted murder/suicide that NYT would call "best work of 2017"

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    TRANS/NB FRIENDS IN NEED OF CHEST BINDERS! IS HAVING A GIVEAWAY! please retweet + share!!!

  11. May 31

    my roommate is on snap story omg I am living w a CELEBRITY 😭😭

  12. Retweeted
    May 29

    Me: Excuse me ma'am do you have this in a medium? Urban Outfitters Employee:

  13. Retweeted
    May 31
  14. May 31

    I'll only consider myself successful if I become good friends w snoop dogg

  15. May 31

    series of me laying w things on the ground

  16. May 31
  17. May 27

    yesterday I threw up in front of the cemetery on Main Street as the 2pm traffic drove by. documenting so I can remember, it could be worse.

  18. May 26

    too often do I find myself being attracted to indie boys who, upon closer inspection, turn out to be elderly women

  19. May 25

    if this is real I'm converting to Catholicism

  20. Retweeted
    May 24

    Ben & Jerry’s bans two scoops of same flavor until marriage equality comes to Australia

  21. May 24

    I'm petitioning to end use of the term "period blood". it is SO MUCH MORE GRUESOME than blood and deserves to be recognized as such

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