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Comedy Writer. Funny. Sweary. Available for hire. Author of Swales Of Laughter 1 & 2 https://t.co/4lRYNPa7jA https://t.co/HmK2wmCSRK https://t.co/FODI97eNI

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    COMEDY PHIL‏ @philswales Apr 25

    I was technically an incel (hate that word) for years. My clinical depression, social anxiety and chronic shyness made damn sure nobody would be attracted to me. I am now happily married. Never killed anyone, though.

    12:36 PM - 25 Apr 2018
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      2. Martin Witty‏ @MrMartinWitty Apr 25
        Replying to @philswales

        Plenty of time yet,Phil... 😊

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      3. COMEDY PHIL‏ @philswales Apr 25
        Replying to @MrMartinWitty

        Oh, it's definitely on the cards.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Martin Witty‏ @MrMartinWitty Apr 25
        Replying to @philswales

        Live on twitter?

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      5. COMEDY PHIL‏ @philswales Apr 25
        Replying to @MrMartinWitty

        You never know.

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      6. Martin Witty‏ @MrMartinWitty Apr 25
        Replying to @philswales

        I'll stay tuned. 😊

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      2. Rachael Disapproves‏ @LiquorishTree Apr 25
        Replying to @philswales

        I thot incels made the choice but blamed / hated women for making them make the choice? Or is that just the angry Nice Guys. So difficult to tell jackass men apart.

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      3. COMEDY PHIL‏ @philswales Apr 25
        Replying to @LiquorishTree

        No idea.

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      2. Kashif Digital‏ @KashifDigital Apr 25
        Replying to @philswales

        We used to go on a message board and talk about characters in a sitcom all day long. We were all incels.

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      3. COMEDY PHIL‏ @philswales Apr 25
        Replying to @KashifDigital

        Good point!

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      2. FionaH‏ @FeeOhNar Apr 25
        Replying to @leetheasby @philswales

        I class you as a long term friend. I know we don’t talk much but I’d like to think if you needed a shoulder- you can rely on mine #matesmatter

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      4. FionaH‏ @FeeOhNar Apr 25
        Replying to @leetheasby @philswales

        I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you x

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      6. FionaH‏ @FeeOhNar Apr 25
        Replying to @leetheasby @philswales

        Yeah lol plodding on #AsYaDo haha x

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      8. FionaH‏ @FeeOhNar Apr 25
        Replying to @leetheasby @philswales

        Haha shite ain’t it #sameshit #differentday x

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