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@phillo
The fun never stops!
Melbourne, AustraliaJoined February 2009

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Just had a call from "NBN". Apparently my landline is about to be cancelled. I told him that he is a liar and am trying to take my money. he said No. I then said "you are a lying c3nt". his response: "you are a c3nt. EVERYBODY IS A C3NT". I then hung up. :) Positve call! :)
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Everyone should get tested they said. Went to get tested and was denied a test! Is this a ploy to keep the numbers down? Disclaimer: the wife is showing symptoms so she had a test conducted. #ronalicious
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Many voters say they’re confused re what Turnbull stood for. Here, Peter Dutton’s record: *Boycotted the sorry speech *Sent text to a female journo: “you’re a f*#@ing witch” *Joked about Pacific nations being wiped out by rising sea levels *Voted no on marriage equality #libspill
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Is this the first Logies in years where channel 9 didn’t replay the ‘kings of comedy’ special straight afterwards?
I have decided to declare war on NBN. My house was supposed to be available last week (most of my street are available) and I am in the dark. I get vague responses back. Daily emails are now the norm and I am wading through FOI forms now. #justgivemeananswer
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@mmnhotbreakfast the 'tiger express' problem is when you are about to land you have to turn around and go back
All I can think now is how long it will take congress to act on Trump? I think he will be removed from office by the end of the year.
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Someone in my pod keeps Farting. Stop it. I have no nose hairs left, they are burnt to the stumps