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Senior Writer . My books THE TIME TRAVELER'S GUIDE TO TIME TRAVEL and THE SPACE HERO'S GUIDE TO GLORY are hilarious. He/him.

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    Apr 3

    10 years ago today, . Oh no.

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    Apr 2

    It's hard to murder someone you have something in common with. You break into their place, you're all ready to do some crime, and you see it: a participation trophy. It looks just like the one you have at home.

    somewhere, someone is writing a pissy op-ed about how millennials killed the serial killer industry
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  3. Apr 1

    Flying away to someplace they don't know who we are (Volcano Manor)

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  4. Apr 1

    We've hit a story lull in Destiny 2, so let's look at the threads the game seems to be hinting at for the future.

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  5. Apr 1

    Elden Ring doesn't exactly break either the Soulsborne or open-world molds, but it does use certain elements exceptionally well.

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  6. Mar 29

    I need to finish Elden Ring so I can stop neglecting the rest of my life.

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  7. Mar 24

    This is the usual From problem where I never, like, *really* understand the equipment system and every time I pick up a cool new sword I have to level up 15 times in order to be able to use it.

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  8. Mar 24

    My big issue with Elden Ring is that I've been using the same gear for like 30 hours and I guess this is just my life now.

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  9. Mar 22

    Some things I found in Elden Ring yesterday: -Meat swamp (rotting) -Large blacksmith (scholarly) -Capitalist giant centipede-owned mine ("hiring") -Patches -Lobsters (vengeful) -Meat church (extra rare) -Two Fingers (????????????)

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    Mar 21

    If No Build Mode became permanent in Fortnite, which mode would you play? Please vote and share for a good sample size. I'm collecting player impressions for .

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    Mar 19

    Wow wait until you find out what Nestle's been up to previous to this month

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  12. Mar 18

    It's Friday night and I'm thinking we just might fly away to someplace they don't know who we are

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  13. Mar 18

    And now I will disappear into the desert, and ideally, you will not hear from me for two days.

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  14. Mar 18

    This week in Destiny 2, we're looking at the Vow of Disciple's impact on the game's story, the Season of the Risen's impact on the game's story, and the state of the crafting system.

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    Mar 17

    Fantastic piece on Hogwarts Legacy and JK Rowling's discriminator behavior by . I think it's an important piece to read.

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  16. Mar 17

    I remember being like 10 and reading EGM *every month* and STILL having no idea what a bunch of words and acronyms meant and I gotta say, zero has changed since then. It's bad and gatekeepery.

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  17. Mar 17

    This is excellent, but also jargon in video games is a cancer and I hate it.

    Ever wondered what actually counts as a "metroidvania?" What the distinction between "roguelike" and "roguelite" actually is? What the hell "soulslike," "immersive sim," "shmup," "shlooter," or "musou" games even are? I can help!
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    Mar 16

    AH NAE

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  19. Mar 17

    Got to talk with about The Quarry, its horror movie influences, and how Supermassive keeps evolving its approach to its story-focused horror games.

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