The internet has oppressed me once again by disaggreeing with my awful viewpoints
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Some people told me I shouldn’t have hired a sister of the Catholic Church to be the CEO of my Fortune 500 company, but that’s nun of my business
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1/ This week marks one year since Texas became the first state to ban most abortions. The state’s law, known as Senate Bill 8, was without precedent and offered a glimpse into a world without Roe v. Wade.
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NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice
OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass
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Starting to compile some conversation cards for my next first date
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The opposite of Sylvester Stallone is Sylvester Stogether
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Terraformers be like “yeah, but I can change him”
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FINE PRINT Re: Biden's new Student Loan Forgiveness Plan
1. This is the final extension to the student loan repayment pause - with payments resuming in January 2023. 1/
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I started out with $70,000 of debt. I’ve paid about $60,000 towards that debt, but due to interest, instead of $10,000 I still owe $45,000 14 years later. A lot of “student debt forgiveness” is actually more like “interest forgiveness.” Seems fine to me.
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Picture this - a fannypack but for your back
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[cutting my hand on the iron throne for the 1,372nd time]
Damn me for making this cursed chair of knives!!
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They named it “silly string,” (as if there’s such a thing as serious string
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Honestly feel dumb even asking this at this point, but is the Willennium measured from the beginning of the millennium or the birth of will smith?
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The library doesn’t have a policy on nudity! They will by Monday
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Already 116 of us have signed up to participate in #500ActsForAbortion! We’re following ’s empowering idea to mobilize 500 people to each take one concrete action to support abortion on 8/27. Let's get to 500 this week!! Sign up here -> docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI
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Re: the “Teacher shortage”
The oldest route in the Republican playbook is starving a public service/institution of funding and then saying hey look it doesn’t work
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Joyful all ye nations rise
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How is it Republicans can come on this website and into our pubic spaces every dang day and not have to explain themselves for shit like this
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My friend does not live in a hotel
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For years I’ve been told “I thought you were younger!” when I tell people my age, but only now I realize they actually mean “you act like a high schooler” or “you must not have kids”
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Stop calling children “old souls” when you mean “weird”. Spent my whole life thinking I was mature for my age when I was actually a little creepy
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Hey everyone! If you have ever asked "what can I do to help trans rights," I have something for you.
Biden's title IX change protecting trans people in schools is open comment.
It is getting FLOODED by TERF comments.
GO MAKE A COMMENT IN SUPPORT!
federalregister.gov/documents/2022
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I honestly cannot decipher the gist 99% of the Nathan Fielder discourse on here as every tweet about it is buried under 7 layers of irony, but if I understand correctly, he has a new show?
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after sharing the WHO self-managed abortion protocol during a Congressional hearing:
"The only people who are going to save people who have abortions are other people who have abortions, and the abortion movement. It’s just that simple.”
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This emoji
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Means “Hank Hill’s ass”
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If prison & police actually prevented crime or produced public safety, the US would be the safest country in the world. The reality is that prison is crimonogenic & police DO NOT produce public safety. Anyone arguing for more prison & police is ignoring 50yrs of policy failure.
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My calves are doing that thing they do after I get back from a long run where they ripple and pulse like they’re full of newborn worms
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The people of Florida overwhelmingly chose to restore voting rights to nearly everyone convicted of a felony.
Yet state lawmakers made it so difficult for those with felonies to register legally that some now face years in prison.
Read this👇🧵
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A government official helped inmates at a Florida county jail register to vote.
Now 10 of them have been charged with voter fraud & could face up to 5 years in prison.
4 have already pleaded guilty & been sentenced to between 364 days and 3 years.
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Absolutely incredible.
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Audiences are raving that the new Chappelle has rejoinders to people and arguments, and really feels like a debate in the public square.
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Pregnant women can't get a divorce in Missouri. And abortion is illegal in the state after last month's Supreme Court decision. This forces some women to stay in abusive relationships.
It's not about protecting a fetus. It's about controlling women.
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I've been working on this investigative piece for seven months, please read. When we talk about police in schools, we should be considering the power police officers have over children, particularly children of color.
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A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened
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Joni Ernst told reporters “I have a good number of very close friends that are in same-sex marriages,” when asked if she supports the House passed marriage bill.
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My heads gone. The most British fella I've ever seen
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Here's the account from a New Orleans doctor, who was told by her hospital's lawyer she couldn't perform a D&E on a 16-weeks-pregnant woman whose water broke. Instead, she went through a "painful, hours-long labor to deliver a nonviable fetus, despite her wishes"
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Abusers are going to use this excuse to murder their pregnant spouses. This is horrifying. twitter.com/musclesnnursin
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