Paul Hammond

@ph

Trying to make even better. Previously at , , and some other stuff.

San Francisco
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Joined November 2006
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Mar 2013

    The question isn't “what are we going to do?” The question is “what aren’t we going to do?”

    2 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
  2. 7 Nov 2016

    I love my coworkers

    1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
  3. 9 Oct 2016

    My legs hurt. A lot.

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  4. 9 Sep 2016

    No but seriously does anyone know where my Apple TV Remote is?

    3 replies 3 likes
  5. 5 Aug 2016

    “Someones attitude towards merge conflicts tells you a lot about their attitude to life” –

    10 retweets 13 likes
  6. 31 Jul 2016

    Just finished the SF second half marathon in 1:34:37, 10 full minutes faster than I was hoping for. I am so fucking happy right now 😇🏁🏃🎉

    7 replies 51 likes
  7. 30 Jul 2016
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    Oops

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  8. 27 Jul 2016
    Replying to

    Update: I’ve just been told the noun for things on Medium is “Think Piece”

    2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
  9. 27 Jul 2016

    Oh hey I wrote a thing with my friend about data consistency and tooling:

    1 reply 8 likes
  10. 13 Jul 2016

    How hard would it be to create a device that converts excess body fat into iPhone battery charge?

    4 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
  11. 8 Jul 2016
    Replying to

    Um… five

    2 replies 2 retweets 11 likes
  12. 4 Jul 2016
    Replying to

    …make that four

    2 replies 3 likes
  13. 30 Jun 2016

    I kinda hoped to be in Wired one day, I didn't expect it would be in an article about early morning workouts:

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  14. 27 Jun 2016

    I think you can judge how good a year is by how many pairs of sunglasses you’ve lost. I’m at three so far, but we’re only halfway through…

    2 replies 8 likes
  15. 22 Jun 2016

    Four weeks ago… Me: can you be my postal proxy voter for the referendum? Dad: only if you want me to vote “Remain” Me: Yep

    1 reply 17 likes
  16. 9 Jun 2016

    Life hack: write your todo list with a huge sharpie pen

    1 reply 4 likes
  17. 18 May 2016

    Hey I found a bug: if you respond "Highly Dissatisfied" to every question in your CSAT survey then it shows an error message.

    2 replies 15 likes
  18. 29 Apr 2016

    Hey I had my wisdom teeth out this morning and I'm on all the meds and Snapchat suddenly makes sense to me

    1 reply 13 likes
  19. 16 Apr 2016
    Replying to

    …also one of the other dads from school is over there

    1 reply 6 likes
  20. 16 Apr 2016

    The lack of antialiasing on Underworld's typography is really distracting me from the music

    3 replies 10 likes
  21. 15 Apr 2016

    “Facebook hasn’t worked out we’re dating yet”

    4 likes

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