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Alexandra Petri
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Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me. NOTHING IS WRONG AND HERE IS WHY is out now! http://bit.ly/2Kkv3ob 

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    Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes Jan 4

    not enjoying this bonus week of 2020 content for hardcore fans

    12:32 PM - 4 Jan 2021
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    • lampshade Charlotte L. Susan Lane-Bosco Emily Culbertson Tracey Heinhold Keith Aishwarya Saxena Alicia Liniger Willful ignorance will be the death of us. Funnel Cakes Rule!
    144 replies 1,833 retweets 17,539 likes
      1. Ryan Pfeil  😷‏ @RyanPfeil Jan 4
        Replying to @petridishes

        i paid $1.99? for this?

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      1. Mark Shatraw‏ @09mshatraw Jan 4
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        Pretty sure this is just 2020 with an off-by-one error

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      1. Laura Lorson‏Verified account @prairielaura Jan 4
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        I told everybody that no one wanted the director's cut on this past year

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      1. DOD‏ @dcodea Jan 4
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        Getting deep into the Georgia senate extended universe

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      1. Erik the Rural Juror‏ @EDoggTheRed Jan 4
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        I'm hoping for that remix of "Drinking Bleach" tho.

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      1. Arif Khalik‏ @_akhalik Jan 4
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        It’s the patreon exclusive

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      1. Mitchell "the virus isn't done with us yet" Stein‏ @mhstein Jan 4
        Replying to @petridishes

        Alternatively, 2021 has asked 2020 to hold their beer...

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      2. Phil Crawford 🌹‏ @PhilHypermach Jan 4
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        pic.twitter.com/p7NtopBeqD

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      1. K.  🇺🇸‏ @kpp1967 Jan 4
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        pic.twitter.com/1xXEXorWny

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      1. David‏ @CrookedKnight Jan 4
        Replying to @petridishes

        I did not order this DLC and do not appreciate it being added to my account without permission

        2 replies 6 retweets 60 likes
      2. Anna Paige‏ @HouseofFunk99 Jan 4
        Replying to @CrookedKnight @Tallin32 @petridishes

        What is a DLC?

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