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Alexandra Petri
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    Alexandra Petri‏Verified account @petridishes 29 Sep 2020

    debate drinking game!: continue to drink continuously as you have been doing for the past six months

    3:28 PM - 29 Sep 2020
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      1. allie‏ @illuminallie_ 29 Sep 2020
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        Six?

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      1. manĝemulo de libroj‏ @balatroinvictus 29 Sep 2020
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        The title of my autobiography!

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      1. Ariel Edwards-Levy‏Verified account @aedwardslevy 29 Sep 2020
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        so another two french presses of coffee then

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      2. gonna need a bigger The Hague‏ @ouisequitur 29 Sep 2020
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        you gettin' swolepic.twitter.com/Y0JyOhQj1L

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      1. SpookBall  🏴‍☠️‏ @spookball 29 Sep 2020
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        👍🏻

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      1. sethmcneil5VT‏ @Sethmcneil5V 29 Sep 2020
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        I don’t drink any more than I used to. I was always a lush.

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      1. Matthias  🇪🇺‏ @BardTK 29 Sep 2020
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        Round's on me.pic.twitter.com/XA6HvOqmNk

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      1. Scott Moore‏ @scott_sdmoore 29 Sep 2020
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        I miss "let's summarize books"! Maybe after the election?

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      1. Greg "Wear Your Mask" Proops‏Verified account @GregProops 29 Sep 2020
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        Tweet of the year

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