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Alexandra Petri
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I dreamed I had to write an insulting description of Elon Musk and the second I woke up I scrambled to my notes to write the dream-insult down it was: “two potatoes that aren’t true” so uh take that I guess
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I wrote about how Elon ending Twitter's free API access is going to kill some of the best parts of the site—and make it harder for researchers, activists, and all sorts of people to use the site at all. PLUS: Shoutout to
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*a black SUV drives down a dirt road towards a small house. Two agents in suits get out and knock. a grizzled, retired Balloon Boy comes to the door*
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that exact level of tired when you take an accidental nap and dream that you are taking a nap but in a more comfortable place and better position
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still true today!
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hey Barnes & Noble is having a sale where you can get 25% off any books you preorder by using code PREORDER25! including this one, a book I have selected at random because I am an unbiased, impartial arbiter of good books to preorder barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-pe
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“Green didn’t like how Red seemed to be on a first-name basis with the Fox News host.” shares the fate of the M&M spokescandies. #bigchocolate (My Washington Post subscription allows me to share this gift article, at no cost to you.)
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come celebrate my birthday we're having a party!! this better not be like your last party, edgar allan poe the rooms are themed is one of the themes death? there will be wine is the wine there already or do we have to go to a second location? a cat is the cat alive
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