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    Aug 28

    from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him

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  2. Oct 29 Halifax, Nova Scotia

    My son heading to a costume party as Hilary Clinton's 33000 deleted emails.. haha!

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  3. 8 hours ago

    for halloween here is something good and spoooky

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  4. 10 hours ago

    if i hadn't spent today in the fetal position whimpering "i'm part of the problem" i'd have finished this topical costume list so much soone

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  5. 13 hours ago

    NEW: Donald Trump is refusing to pay his campaign pollster nearly three-quarters of a million dollars

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  6. 13 hours ago

    I'm not wearing a costume just a plaid shirt but i'm going to say I'm "Anne" from the Netflix series *mumble*

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  7. 18 hours ago

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  8. 14 hours ago

    "Couric smiled politely."

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  9. 14 hours ago

    Peter Thiel, verbatim: "If you're a single-digit millionaire like Hulk Hogan, you have no effective access to our legal system."

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  10. Oct 30

    if I subscribed to any conspiracy theory it would be that they put siren noises in all top 40 songs explicitly to sabotage my driving

    81 retweets 510 likes
  11. Oct 30

    An Easy Guide to Writing the Great American Novel via

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  12. Oct 29

    "It begins snowing everywhere on the earth. All omelets everywhere are ruined."

    108 retweets 192 likes
  13. Oct 29

    This thread by offers a clear, helpful look at Comey/the Clinton email probe as things stand this morning

    Good morning, Twitter. Got busy reporting this story yesterday but I'll address some Clinton email FAQs here this AM
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  14. Oct 28

    the chance to see 's luminous Guinevere is worth the price of admission and then some

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    Final performances! Don't miss , with as . Onstage thru Nov 5. Tix ->
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  15. Oct 28

    I have the coolest friends you guys this paper-cut is by

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  16. Oct 28

    Hillary reacts to the Anthony Weiner news

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  17. Oct 28

    always go full Elsa

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  18. Oct 28

    NEW: NBC's Pete Williams reports that the e-mails Comey announced today were NOT originally withheld by Clinton or campaign.

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  19. Oct 28

    surprise party: open the door and friends jump out with cake October Surprise party: open the door and get pecked to death by rabid seagulls

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  20. Oct 28

    the real October surprise is we're all already dead and this is hell

    4,590 retweets 9,856 likes
  21. Oct 28

    but like the worst part of this Anthony Weiner news is now I have to COMPLETELY REWRITE this list of topical Halloween costu

    13 retweets 105 likes

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