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from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him
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I'm too lazy to read the entire thread to see if somebody already pointed out he looks like he's going to the WEST SIDE STORY rumble.https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/887274266357624833 …
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okay there were 300 meetings and each of them contained 8000 people
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White House Sends Typo To Be Our Representative Abroad
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Mcconnell says senate to vote on FULL Obamacare repeal with 2 year delaypic.twitter.com/71R6egmg9o
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Bill Frantically Telephones Its Senators Demanding To Be Allowed To Live
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wait I have it dead as written?? but I thought the senate WANTED everyone to have a HUGE HEALTHCARE BILL
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something something the senate should be excited at the prospect of letting the bill die unsupported something
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@POTUS hopped up into the fire truck, as VPOTUS held open the door. "Where's the fire?" POTUS said. "I'll put it out."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
VERY upset they are putting women in charge of all these imaginary things women should only be in charge of real things wait
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three terms, folks heard it here firsthttps://twitter.com/burgessev/status/887026238203809793 …
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here's this from last week while i continue to scribble and curse at my screenhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/07/14/what-else-was-on-fire-this-week/?utm_term=.6b3fdd688f16 …
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i am trying to draw this off camera briefing in paint but it isnt going so wellpic.twitter.com/qGClWQj28H
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Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I colludehttps://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/886950594220568576 …
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this guy thinks my life is going much better than it ispic.twitter.com/FcdWzIH8EK
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no game of thrones for me because I was at DRESS REHEARSAL for my play! come see! it has wizards & typing & feelings http://www.thewelders.org/shows/to-tell-my-story-a-hamlet-fanfic/ …
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Not Gonk With the Wind?
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honestly i always request a woman doctor when i am time traveling
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