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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Aug 2016

    from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him

    144 replies 4,338 retweets 10,684 likes
  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    I'm too lazy to read the entire thread to see if somebody already pointed out he looks like he's going to the WEST SIDE STORY rumble.

    Not quite Jurassic Park: Scientists reveal how the mighty T. rex really moved 🦖
    19 replies 189 retweets 914 likes
  3. Jul 18

    okay there were 300 meetings and each of them contained 8000 people

    22 replies 45 retweets 518 likes
  4. Jul 18

    White House Sends Typo To Be Our Representative Abroad

    8 replies 46 retweets 373 likes
  5. Jul 18

    let mufasa fail

    7 replies 17 retweets 91 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jul 18

    The "Eighth Man"??

    22 replies 30 retweets 73 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jul 17

    Mcconnell says senate to vote on FULL Obamacare repeal with 2 year delay

    163 replies 559 retweets 262 likes
  8. Jul 17

    Bill Frantically Telephones Its Senators Demanding To Be Allowed To Live

    14 replies 44 retweets 288 likes
  9. Jul 17

    wait I have it dead as written?? but I thought the senate WANTED everyone to have a HUGE HEALTHCARE BILL

    3 replies 6 retweets 83 likes
  10. Jul 17

    something something the senate should be excited at the prospect of letting the bill die unsupported something

    6 replies 19 retweets 194 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 17

    !! Pool: hopped up into the fire truck, as VPOTUS held open the door. "Where's the fire?" POTUS said. "I'll put it out."

    90 replies 160 retweets 327 likes
  12. Jul 17

    VERY upset they are putting women in charge of all these imaginary things women should only be in charge of real things wait

    4 replies 118 retweets 640 likes
  13. Jul 17

    three terms, folks heard it here first

    McConnell says it "will take us more than 11 years" to confirm rest of Trump's nominees if Dems keep stalling.
    25 replies 58 retweets 303 likes
  14. Jul 17

    here's this from last week while i continue to scribble and curse at my screen

    3 replies 5 retweets 39 likes
  15. Jul 17

    i am trying to draw this off camera briefing in paint but it isnt going so well

    33 replies 58 retweets 564 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 17

    🙌🏾🙌🏾

    The force is strong with this one. Read GQ's profile of by :
    42 replies 418 retweets 2,501 likes
  17. Jul 17

    Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collude

    Most politicians would have gone to a meeting like the one Don jr attended in order to get info on an opponent. That's politics!
    12 replies 114 retweets 635 likes
  18. Jul 17

    this guy thinks my life is going much better than it is

    63 replies 110 retweets 1,973 likes
  19. Jul 16

    no game of thrones for me because I was at DRESS REHEARSAL for my play! come see! it has wizards & typing & feelings

    6 replies 6 retweets 103 likes
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    Jul 16
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    Not Gonk With the Wind?

    1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    honestly i always request a woman doctor when i am time traveling

    15 replies 523 retweets 3,984 likes

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