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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Aug 2016

    from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him

    141 replies 3,975 retweets 9,567 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    You have until midnight for Abraham Lincoln to save you $$ if you want to see the play I wrote! The code is LINCOLN

    8 retweets 31 likes
  3. 19 hours ago

    Happy Fourth of July!

    7 replies 66 retweets 156 likes
  4. Jul 3

    this baby is listening to a soft soothing sleepy time cover of Dear Theodosia and she can't even crawl yet she has a head start on life

    5 replies 7 retweets 213 likes
  5. Jul 3

    my friend's baby's Go To Sleep Playlist is literally cooler better music than I've ever listened to in my life

    7 replies 6 retweets 158 likes
  6. Jul 3

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  7. Jul 3

    happy Fourth of July!!!

    5 replies 58 retweets 161 likes
  8. Jul 2

    can donald trump give up everything and make a science tv show because THAT i would watch with delight

    22 replies 51 retweets 230 likes
  9. Jul 1

    please address me as PRESIDENT SHNOZ AARDVARK from now on

    19 replies 8 retweets 234 likes
  10. Jul 1

    do you want to tell her or shall I

    43 replies 51 retweets 650 likes
  11. Jun 30

    the cruelest tromp l'oeil ever it's a STICKER

    21 replies 72 retweets 451 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    NEW EPISODE UP NOW FOR YOUR WEEKEND ENJOYMENT, ft and

    Hey y'all: New episode is up. Listen here: Friday Wrap: "They're Still Here."
    3 replies 14 retweets 101 likes
  13. Jun 30

    friends friends I wrote a tragedy disguised under a big coat of jokes and you can make plans to see it HERE

    Sale for TO TELL MY STORY by tix ! Use code "LINCOLN" to get $15 tickets for first week of performances.
    3 replies 4 retweets 35 likes
  14. Jun 30

    someone sent me this postcard?

    18 replies 19 retweets 278 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 30
    Replying to

    Republicans are just living up to the adage "I may not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for you to enact it into law"

    3 replies 32 retweets 139 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    "I do not stand with him, except insofar as it is necessary to stand with him so that we can make sure infants get access to pesticides"

    by GOD I will not StANd for this
    2 replies 75 retweets 158 likes
  17. Jun 30

    by GOD I will not StANd for this

    60 replies 351 retweets 622 likes
  18. Jun 29

    there is too much news and all of it is bad

    21 replies 150 retweets 607 likes
  19. Jun 29

    a moment of silence for the true sufferers the Sons of media personalities who must be Told that the president has Said Such a Thing

    11 replies 62 retweets 491 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Trump's travel ban goes into effect at 8 p.m. ET today. Important to know:

    76 replies 470 retweets 268 likes
  21. Jun 29

    why does my phone autocorrect Vanya to "baby's"

    9 replies 30 likes

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